[blackedout1999corolla]

Patent idea condom but its sticky like a bandaid and also leaves the residue too

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[blackedout1999corolla]

Annual physical went well they gave me a rolled up piece of cheese that was a little weird but whatever

[knuckle-actual]

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[unalivejournal]

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[kushblazer666]

[charseraph]

[not drawing voice] I miss my character.

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[aropride]

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

[treesters]

Good morning. The green pals. Or something

[treesters]

Chara and Cter outfits from Chapter 49

[treesters]

IF YOU WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.

[unalivejournal]

Nobody knows if writing a story is possible

[blackedout1999corolla]

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down