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I don’t want a redo/remaster of the Yu yu hakusho anime in the sense that they got it right the first time but also I want a redo purely to let Yusuke say Fuck.

blackhayete

Yusuke is not the only one to get to use the fuck word.

Chu and Jin stay Australian and Scottish respectively and Chu gets to swear like a Vivziepop character.

So does Genkai.

Keiko also gets exactly one swear.

So watch When The Wind Blows (1986) if you want to feel a bunch of feelings

#when the wind blows

Totally Spies is 25 this year.

I hate this information.

#totally spies

Snom

#pokemon snom #snom

robotslenderman

can you imagine tho if Eridians discovered radiation years and years after the Blip-A left

and they're just absolutely horrified because now they know why the Blip-A never returned, they sent them all to die, now to save their sun they have to redo the entire program all over again and Adrian is devastated -

and then three Eridian years later Rocky shows up with his pet alien and a ton of taumeoba all I LIVED BITCH

stealingpotatoes

i can't stop thinking abt this post so

blackhayete

@jempurple

I don’t want a redo/remaster of the Yu yu hakusho anime in the sense that they got it right the first time but also I want a redo purely to let Yusuke say Fuck.

#yu yu hakusho #yyh #yyh shitpost #let Yusuke say fuck

Yusuke: “Lets kick all their asses!”

Kuwabara: “Let’s kick all their asses. With honor as men.”

Hiei: “We should just murder everyone.”

Kurama: “We should murder everyone while being better than they ever could be.”

#yu yu hakusho #yyh #love these four idiots and their separate philosophies

Team “I fully understand and accept that we all have gaps in our knowledge that might seem silly to others and there’s no need to judge”

Also Team “bitch the fuck do you mean you don’t know what a grape is”

#customer service.#shitty customers #customer service

komakesthings

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

blackhayete

@jempurple

cheeseanonioncrisps

Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.

blackhayete

@jempurple