woe to the grooveless plorn

[blackholeson]

My hymen is intact and that won't change any time soon.

[blackholeson]

Oh you thought I threw it around? Threw it down and around town and with little care?

[blackholeson]

If I told y'all I'm a 32 year old virgin would y'all judge me???

[blackholeson]

What's your sign?

Aquarius babeeeeey

[puffsaddy]

[capacity]

They were too afraid to draw him with a huge bulge barely being held back by his panties bc it would be too powerful and sexy they were scared. He shouldn’t be hairless either but I’m getting greedy. And where’s the belly button ring?

[myniggascouture]

Or, Could it just be that his tuck game is on point?

[capacity]

Ohh my apologies this is a queen dedicated to her craft I see that now

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[blackholeson]

MY BEST FRIEND JUST BOUGHT HER TICKETS FOR EDC ORLANDO LETS GOOOOOO SHES GONNA FLY IN FROM COLORADO AND STAY WITH ME I MISS HER SO MUCH THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING FIASCO

today just keeps getting better and better fr

[animaltestings]

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

[blackholeson]

Where do you work? I want hilarious, gay cohorts like yours!

ups! but if you come off anon we can also be hilarious gay cohorts~

[blackholeson]

they finally put me back in PD6 at work and I'm so glad. everyone there is hilarious and gay, this is the best day of work I've had since like april

[blackholeson]

AJ: Stop yelling at Avery!

D: Yeah! He's a sensitive boy!!

Me: Yeah! Stop yelling at me or I'll cum!!!

AJ: It gets harder and harder to defend you with every passing day...

[blackholeson]

D: Damn somebody beat this box tf up.

Me: ...

D: ... Don't...

Me:

[fairycosmos]

huge myth that complaining a lot means youre not resilient. every time i bitch and moan my will gets stronger

[hellagross]

[girlbloke]

I could really do with a reward or incentive

[hellagross]