But like…the Avengers at Peter’s graduation
and he tells none of them to come because it would expose his identity, and surely they have better things to do???
He’s pretty sure Mr. Stark will be there, because the guy will not shut up about how proud he is of him, and he’s dragging Pepper, Happy and Rhodey with him
Cue Peter walking in to the auditorium, super nervous, and then he sees just May sitting in the front row, and his heart sinks a bit
Then he looks to the back row, and the four of them are sitting there, Tony in a ridiculously fancy suit, and he just smiles and shrugs. Peter’s confused for a sec, then looks at the rest of the people in the row.
Steve, Natasha, Bruce, Thor, Loki, Clint, Bucky, and Wanda, in the silliest getup ever:
1. Steve’s wearing a baseball cap pulled over his eyes, just like the one in the museum
2. Nat’s changed her hairstyle for the fifty millionth time, and went wayyy overboard with the other disguises, such as different color contacts and a scarf on her head.
3. Bruce just has glasses, (”no one will recognize me…”) a few science geeks come up to him after like “ohmygosh are you Dr. Banner??”
4. Thor’s wearing a hoodie, but he doesn’t even try to hide…he’s smiling widely and rambling about the ‘Midgardian ceremony’
5. Loki’s wearing the ridiculous black suit from Ragnarok. He’s just so proud of the spiderling
6. Clint is just dressed in suburban dad clothes. He looks normal to everyone.
7. Bucky’s rocking sunglasses. He lifts them up to wink at Peter.
8. Wanda died her hair blonde, straightened it, and put it up in a bun. Combined with a lot of makeup, she’s pretty much unrecognizable.
And Peter just laughs out loud because these idiots
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