the batkids use fathers day to scare bruce the same way parents use santa clause to scare kids about christmas into behaving well.
Bruce: if you can’t learn to follow orders then i’m benching you from patrol!
Damian: and if you can’t learn to COMPROMISE then i’m giving my fathers day card to GREEN LANTERN.
Bruce:
Bruce: wait.
Jason, high-fiving Dick: god, we taught him well.
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Dick: hey, B? can you pass us the batmobile keys? we wanna go do donuts in the batburger parking lot.
Bruce: why would i-
Dick: and hey! remember, fathers day is coming up soon~
Dick: i’m sure Jay will appreciate this a lot, and fathers day is a great time to receive some of his famous baked goods~
Dick: IF you’re on his good side that is…
Bruce:
Bruce:
Jason: s’ got a point, old man.
Bruce, softly: fuck
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Bruce: can you do this WE paperwork for me? i’m busy working on the batcomputer.
Tim:
Tim, with a malicious smile: sure! oh and sorry again for not being able to make the vacation next weekend, just family stuff, you know…
Bruce: wait- what? you aren’t coming? that was a fathers day trip for us all, gifted to me by Cass!
Tim: yes, well. i’ll be spending fathers day with my dad. you know it makes sense to give something back after all he’s done for me…
Bruce: ?? you sued him for emotional damages and moved out at 13?!
Tim: i appreciate him… so much…
Bruce:
Bruce: alright fine i’ll do the paperwork myself.
Tim, sliding over a folder: and these forms i’m supposed to do by tonight.
Bruce: fine.
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Bruce, gloomily eating cereal:
Jason: what’s wrong with him now?
Steph: oh he tried to ground me so i gave a no.1 dad mug to Alfred instead of him.
Jason:
Bruce: *slurps milk noisily, glaring at the counter*
Jason: awesome.






















