Stressed, depressed, & fandom obsessed.

[papayafromtv]

the batkids use fathers day to scare bruce the same way parents use santa clause to scare kids about christmas into behaving well.

Bruce: if you can’t learn to follow orders then i’m benching you from patrol!

Damian: and if you can’t learn to COMPROMISE then i’m giving my fathers day card to GREEN LANTERN.

Bruce:

Bruce: wait.

Jason, high-fiving Dick: god, we taught him well.

-

Dick: hey, B? can you pass us the batmobile keys? we wanna go do donuts in the batburger parking lot.

Bruce: why would i-

Dick: and hey! remember, fathers day is coming up soon~

Dick: i’m sure Jay will appreciate this a lot, and fathers day is a great time to receive some of his famous baked goods~

Dick: IF you’re on his good side that is…

Bruce:

Bruce:

Jason: s’ got a point, old man.

Bruce, softly: fuck

-

Bruce: can you do this WE paperwork for me? i’m busy working on the batcomputer.

Tim:

Tim, with a malicious smile: sure! oh and sorry again for not being able to make the vacation next weekend, just family stuff, you know…

Bruce: wait- what? you aren’t coming? that was a fathers day trip for us all, gifted to me by Cass!

Tim: yes, well. i’ll be spending fathers day with my dad. you know it makes sense to give something back after all he’s done for me…

Bruce: ?? you sued him for emotional damages and moved out at 13?!

Tim: i appreciate him… so much…

Bruce:

Bruce: alright fine i’ll do the paperwork myself.

Tim, sliding over a folder: and these forms i’m supposed to do by tonight.

Bruce: fine.

-

Bruce, gloomily eating cereal:

Jason: what’s wrong with him now?

Steph: oh he tried to ground me so i gave a no.1 dad mug to Alfred instead of him.

Jason:

Bruce: *slurps milk noisily, glaring at the counter*

Jason: awesome.

[incorrectbatfam]

The kind of speeches people sometimes give when it's someone's 2nd/3rd/etc. wedding but for eulogies at batfam funerals

Dick: Welcome back, everyone. We are once again celebrating the life of Jason Todd.

Duke: Gone for now, but not forgotten.

Tim: Taken too soon, and with my luck, will return even sooner.

Barbara: I already have the reincarnation paperwork. He just needs to sign it.

Damian: And I shall divide his possessions according to his second-to-last will and testament.

Bruce, angry: Can you at least pretend to grieve?

Steph, monotone: Boo hoo.

Cass: *eats a flower*

Jason, rising from his coffin: Alright everyone, back to business.

[misinterpretedmythology]

Damian: Grayson!

Dick: Sup little D?

Damian: Pick me up

Dick: What's the magic word?

Damian: NOW

[winter103x]

THIS POST I JUST SAW?? I GENUINELY CAN'T BREATHE

BY @m1l3sperh0ur ON TWITTER

[missdibley]

[modernsuperhero]

the rubber duck

[arsonistblue]

For anyone curious what they mean by the rubber duck, rubber duck debugging is a tactic used by programmers to figure out bugs in the code. To do it, they explain the code, verbally, line by line, to the rubber duck until they find it. 

It’s also very useful for writers, and I’ve used it multiple times with rubber ducks, stuffed animals, and my friends.

[brunhiddensmusings]

“when i say it out loud i realize where the stupid was”

[elidyce]

I literally cannot count the number of times I’ve gone to someone and told them ‘I can’t figure out what’s wrong with my story, please let me explain it to you’ and that was all it took. Sometimes they ask helpful questions like ‘did you remember to feed them’ or ‘so is this all on the same day’ but other times I don’t even need that, it just figures itself out as soon as I try to explain it to someone else.

It’s one of my go-to pieces of writing advice. You’re stuck on your story? sit down and tell me/someone all about it. 

[definitelysome1]

Tim (with a sigh): it’s my birthday today…

Jason: yeah, I know. I put a gift on your dining table this morning

Tim: ?!??!!??????!?

Jason: why the fuck do you look so confused?

Tim: no one has remembered my birthday since I was seven. I don’t even tell people my birthday anymore because they aren’t going to remember anyway

Jason: ?!!?!???!???

Jason: what the actual fuck

Tim: what?

Jason: not even goldie?? Or cas? Or Steph???

Tim: oh. Well, Dick always gets the date wrong and Steph never asked. I assume it’s because she thinks I don’t want to celebrate because no one ever tries to.

Jason: and Cas?

Tim: I think she knows, but she’s always been away on my birthday

Jason: what about your team? The speedster and the supers? Don’t they remember???

Tim: I’ve never told them

Jason: I-

Jason: did Bruce ever officially adopt you, or are you still emancipated?

Tim: he was going to, but then he disappeared and we never talked about it again, why?

Jason: I’m adopting you and then we’ll celebrate 10 birthdays to make up for the ones you’ve missed.

Tim:???!??!???

[angel-fruitcake]

Im watching spn for the first time and just finished season 6. Head in hands

oh sweet anon....... buckle up and brace for impact after impact after impact <3

[misinterpretedmythology]

[thetursithan]

[squeakitties]

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

[ichorandpride]

#they really said “you can’t use wiki as an academic source-use our garbage AI that’s even less reliable”#and you can’t even opt out of it

no but you can FORCE it away. use ublock origin and copy paste the blacklist i made into the filters to be able to remove the bullshit AI overview that google forces. it also removes youtube's forced ads (at least until they fix it)

you can also use the ublacklist extension and use this blacklist of AI image generation websites to curate your google image results

there are ALWAYS ways around stuff. it's just a matter of looking into it and asking around

[nicenice7]

I'M FREE

[alistairsprayerwarrior]

FOR WIKIPEDIA!!!!

[famouspainterwombat]

[thewritingrealm]

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

[ezzydean]

# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers

[thefoundationproject]

Boop

[misinterpretedmythology]

May the 4th be with you all!

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

"Dick should be the next Batman", "Cass should be the next Batman", "Damian should be the next–" "Tim–"

What if they're all Batman? What if no one actually wants to be Batman, so they just form a circle every night before patrol and throw the cowl at each other like a game of hot potato. Last to catch it is it. Or hurl it up in the air and see in whose head it lands on?

What then?

[victusinveritas]

[victusinveritas]

There's more:

[non-binary-lil-star]

Bruce, introducing his kids at a family Interview: This is my eldest Dick, my second eldest Cassandra, then my son Jason, my second youngest Tim, and my youngest Damian

Bruce: That's my daughter-in-law Barbara, and my other daughter-in-law, Stephanie

Tim: ??? Steph and I broke up forever ago?? How is she your daughter-in-Law?

Stephanie: I may not be dating any of you anymore but I'm the State of daughter-in-law. Daughter-in-law is not a family title, it's the friends you make along the way

Jason: I'm not high enough for this shit

Golden boy Dick Grayson: Me fucking neither

Jason: what

Dick: what

Bruce: ??? What do you mean she's not my daughter-in-law anymore?? I was counting on her marrying into the family :C

Steph: Sorry B, unfortunately your son would rather kiss superbitch than me

Dick: TIM IS KISSING WHO NOW

Bruce: >:( We'll talk about that later, right now-

Tim: I don't think that's necess-

Bruce: We'll talk about that later. Right now can't any of you date her?? Jaylad, you're sin-

Steph: HELL NO

Jason, already on his second blunt: You're so funny, old man. I'm literally co parenting my best friends kid. I'm literallyyyy be gay do crime. Haha.

Dick: YOURE WHAT WITH WHO NOW

Bruce: CAN ANY OF YOU JUST DATE HER

Cass, slowly raising her hand like in Hunger Games: I volunteer

Bruce: ...

Tim: ...

Dick: ...

Bruce: This is why you're my favorite daughter 🥹

Cass: Father, I'm your only daughter

Tim: Untrue. I did drag one time, that has to count

Steph: Does this mean I have a girlfriend

Damian: This family is a disgrace

Interviewer: ...

[blankspace17]

seen a lot of these with your favorites, but reblog with the CURRENT book you are reading, show you are streaming, the last movie you watched, and any game/puzzle/crafts you’re working on 

[the-rebellious-one]

[jackhawksmoor]

[Batfam member finds out Tim Drake figured out Bruce Wayne was Batman because Dick Grayson Robin did a quadruple somersault]

Batfam: lol Dick only did that because he is so extra

Me [vibrating]: trapeze artists tried unsuccessfully to nail the quadruple for 70 years because the flyer picks up enough velocity on the spins that they reach 80 miles an hour and hit with so much force it can dislocate the shoulders of the person trying to catch him and rip the skin off their hands in big flaps 

the flyer would hit so hard the people attempting it would box and slap their hands against wooden blocks to toughen their skin and hitting a quadruple in the air magnified the power behind tiny nine-year-old Dick’s strikes to the point where it could have probably stunned a metahuman and this was probably a large reason behind his ability to be a crimefighter at an earlier age than any other person in the DC universe and in this essay I will

[river9noble]

How dare you leave the emoji somersaults of doom in the tags