ChunTyrion

Caribbean life #868 A very strange place <3 Mahalo <3

[fullpraxisnow]

True then, true now. 

[blackswandali]

Merry Christmas All 🎄

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Today’s #mood

[coolhotdad]

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

[youstoodmeupforayardsale-mo-blog]

this passed the bechdel test

[heartbreak-lake]

Tumblr is, Huey. Twitter is, Riley.

[augustxiv]

#Accurate

[blackmiracleworker-deactivated2]

TRUE AF

[lanableustevens]

Instagram is grandad. Woke when it’s convenient.

[baddestmotherfuckerinthebeehive]

Facebook is Tom

[nico-incognito]

World Star is Thugnificent…

[haelroyale-deactivated20190717]

Fox News is Uncle Ruckus

[bando--grand-scamyon]

This is my new favorite post cuz it’s so damn true

[chi-dan]

No lies

[alwaysbewoke]

[themasterpupil]

Pinterest is Jazmine

[cuethetrou-deactivated20201023]

^^^ I was thinking that though!!! Lmao

[whutetdew-deactivated20220131]

who snapchat?

[freshest-tittymilk]

Ed Wuncler III

[solehimself]

Yik Yak is fleece Johnson

[heartbreak-lake]

Lmaooo I love you guys. You made it so much better.

[beautifulfrivolities-blog]

Who’s MySpace

[not-malik]

Stinkmeaner cause he died, and he tried to come back, only to die again.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[not-malik]

Also Luna is Tinder and Gangstalicious is Grindr.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ed Wuncler I is CNN

[clarknokent]

😂😂😂😂

[blackmiracleworker-deactivated2]

I am screaming at all the new additions

[lumberjackmack]

😂😂😂😂😂 I ain’t never seent this shit! y'all are hilarious

[cahpree-deactivated20160430]

Lmaooooo myspace= stinkmeaner 😂😂 I’m dead

[weirdishly]

^ fr fr had me crine

[miss-jayjayy]

Not stinkmeaner though 😭

[seebeyondtheglass]

These comparisons 😭😭😭

[dynastylnoire]

Black planet?

[puppy95]

My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning

[blackandmildwithgod]

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

[murder-she-wont-deactivated2017]

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

[blackandmildwithgod]

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

[slightlycoolemma-deactivated201]

Yup! This is so real!

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

[kushandwizdom]

Adam was a fuck boy?

[blank-ocean]

[tiku-tiku]

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

[b-rainrot]

Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.

👀👀

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

All men are fuckboys

[eronthebender]

FUCK

[the1movement]

[fun-ta-mental]

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

[alotofadhd]

[cowboydevito]

passing a group of men in public:

[astrological-stars]

I don't date I...

Fuck: Scorpio, Libra, Aries

Make friends and then fall in love with them: Cancer, Leo, Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini

Forget to be social anywhere but the internet: Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius, Taurus

[blackswandali]

Woooooooowwwwwwwwww stop

[ruinedchildhood]

Whats happening on Twitter? 😂

[deejay]

https://twitter.com/gr80nes/status/992196330884878341?s=19

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

His smile 😩

[businessofwomen]

Me, seeing a girl with short hair in punk fashion: omg that’s my type

Me, seeing a girl all in pastels: omg that’s my type

Me, seeing a girl in tight clothes and red lipstick: omg that’s my type

Me, seeing a girl who looks casually androgynous: omg that’s my type

Me, seeing a girl: omg that’s

[creepy-girls-club]

trying to remain a child at heart in the adult world

[navigaero]

If your straight guy friend says that he supports gays, tell him that you thought he was gay when you first met him. See how fast he gets upset and insecure & starts asking you why you thought that.

[saltylittleslytherin-deactivate]

My gay guy friend tried this to our straight friend and the response he got was “thought? More like hoped” and then he winked. That’s a real ally right there. 

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

He really just scalped your poor gay friend on the spot didn’t he lmfao

[mulaney]

Anonymous: Did you ever go back to the Salt and Pepper diner?

[metapianycist]

reproductive rights issues:

abortion

birth control

also reproductive rights issues:

doctors performing c sections during births without informed consent

eugenics via sterilization requirements for trans people to change documentation

eugenics via forced/nonconsenting sterilization of disabled people

eugenics via forced/nonconsenting sterilization of people of color

eugenics via selective abortion of disabled fetuses (fetuses with Down syndrome especially) (these are abortions sought by people who WANT to be pregnant–but only with non-disabled children, when there’s absolutely no guarantee that a non-disabled child won’t become disabled)

if your reproductive rights activism doesn’t incorporate ALL OF THE ABOVE, i want no part of it.

[transmortified-deactivated20180]

also 

- doctors deliberately stitching their female patients genitals tighter than necessary / than is safe to “make sex more enjoyable for their spouse”

- doctors refusing to perform sterilization on people because “they’ll change their minds and want children down the road”

[neurodivergent-crow]

THIS THIS THIS

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

acceptable marvel characters to stan:

peter parker and friends

anyone from wakanda 

honestly. that’s it i’m sorry

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

……fuck

[desmadrechic]

[pumpkinspicetwink-deactivated20]

No, but literally, same.

[angelbabyspice]

god i feel this in my bones

[flyfella]

At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you

[shadyuck]

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now