Got it boss

#Ben lmFAO #just ask him first #hhhAH

whAT THE FUCK HAHAHA

cyberrat

Could you imagine everyone in Blackwatch being super chill about sex and masturbating? Like Gabe hanging out with Jack but halfway though he's like 'brb gotta rub one out' and he just leaves, Jack thinks its a joke but Gabe comes back super relaxed. And Jesse offers to give his teamates a bj if they're too tense

HELL YAH

Like everyone in Blackwatch - but only them. So everybody around is like ‘*confused smile*’ especially Jack who just laughs every time Reyes says shit like that but it gets progressively more nervous because they can just be talking about some random shit and suddenly Reyes grunts and stands and pats him on the shoulder; and he doesn’t even go to his own room. Just swaggers into Jack’s bathroom and jerks off into the toilet.

Half the time he doesn’t fucking close the door and Jack sits there in awkward silence listening to Gabriel grunt one out and having to imagine him standing there, legs in a military spread, arm braced against the wall above the toilet…

ugh.

and Jesse having a look around the plane or truck or whatever they’re in and snorting at those grim, nervous faces and is like ‘*takes off hat* *rolls up sleeves* who wants t’ get sucked?’

and they’re just like *relieved sigh* ‘god damn McCree I thought you’d never ask. Get your sloppy mouth over here’

‘woaaah there, pardner. my mouth isn’t sloppy.’

‘yeah I know it’s your ass. Weston told me he had to take sloppy seconds yesterday ‘cause you were too lazy to wash up after Reyes. Now get here.’

‘bossy bossy’

Boy Problems

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It’s not much, but the usual shoulder rub and a few moments of silence usually helps, and that’s what she does. Maya tries to remember what people did when she was down, fresh out of an old relationship. There was a lot of hugs, and there were silence, and a lot of mixed ways to deal with a person fresh out of life’s inconveniences that’s not just a girl suffering over her unfortunate love life. “Good.” Maya hugs Ben with her other free arm and cradles his head with the other. “That’s good. You’re sure. As sad and unfortunate everything is, it’s good to have at least one thing to be sure about.”

But it was never Ben’s fault, honestly – or the other person’s. Sometimes, people have just secrets they could not tell others, and being an agent for an illegally-operating task force is not really one light thing to brag about. And hopefully, Ben does realize it would be a slow and hard process to understand that love might not be for them.

With the mention of basketball though, Maya got a small idea for the current issue, which might work on this case… after a few moments of silence, she shares her idea.

“Some of the agents had a basketball ring up the ships. Do you want to play? And don’t worry, I’m bad at basketball, too. My older brother’s smaller at me at the time so he’d go under my legs and take a shot.”

#im sorrz this was so late

Ben takes a deep breath, and stands up finally stuffing his phone into his pocket. He rubs his eyes on the back of his hand, pat drying the tears with his sleeve.

“Honestly, not sure how playing basketball would help me forget but. Maybe moving around will do me better than moping in a corner.”

Another breath. “Sure. Let’s go.”

Ben picks up his cup, drinking the last bits of the spiced milk before following the other agent up to the courts.

furrtive-sphinx

A pleasantly surprised look crosses Leon’s face as he burst into soft chuckles. So the lovely had sass? This was refreshing.

“Perhaps I should…” Leon hated the easy ones, though hate was a strong word. He couldn’t help but smirk right back, eyes narrowing with challenge. He was enjoying this far too much.

“I do enjoy a good challenge… What are you doing out here by your lonesome. These are dangerous parts, no?” Better to ease in then go for the kill. Leon liked to play.

He raised a brow, “Says who? Besides, these are dangerous times, what with all that’s happening. If I’d avoid every dangerous parts, might as well stay home. But even then...” He trails off ending with a shrug.

“Not exactly fair that I’m the only one explaining myself, I’ll ask you the same question then. Why are you here?” He chuckles a bit to himself, head shaking softly

#furrtive-sphinx

“Oh yeah, a few of my human friends do. A lot stay the night since LA hotels can be expensive, so I figured I could chip in a few bucks to make their stay comfortable. I mean, its really not that expensive since i use so little. I mostly pay service charges honestly.” He was playing with a napkin, delicately folding it into neat little triangles just to pass the time.

He looked up at the question and started to chuckle. “Oh no no, I do wish I could because Bubble baths look adorable, but I’m afraid of rusting. But i do polish myself and do routine check ups to make sure none of my oil has leaked to keep myself looking sharp.”

“But the water has helped actually. I started washing my own clothes because of it. Apparently some of my clothes smelled like a number of bars thanks to cigarette smoke and such, so I’ve taken up the routine to keep them clean.” He dusted his shoulder off and gave a proud shine at his own looks. He wasn’t the best robot but he was proud.

#DO YOU KNOW THE SHOW HE'S TALKING ABOUT #HAHAHAHAH

“That’s very thoughtful of you. I’m sure your friends appreciate it.” He says leaning back a bit as he’s served a cup of coffee. Dropping in some sugar and cream to his tastes before idly stirring to help cool it down.

“Oh they’re very comfortable and fun, but- yeah. I see the issue having one when you’re capable of rusting. Is there like an omnic alternative. I remember this old cartoon, this robot girl got messed up by some villains a couple of days before her Prom. So her human friends took her to like an autobody shop for cars and these big burly men fixed her up in like a montage, straightened out the dents, polished her, and like at some point there was an acid bath? probably some minor acid for polishing, Maybe something like that?” As he finishes that story, he flushes a bit realizing he was rambling. Instead, he takes his cup and sips.

Ben gives a smile from behind his cup, “I noticed some omnics forget that, even if their metals don’t pick up smells, their clothes do. Good on you for noticing that. Though I guess it also depends on the crowd you hang out with.”

Point of Contact

Ben pauses just a second by the window he slipped into, he gives Kain a look before he dives out and rolls into position, crouched, one knee on the ground, gun extended ready to fire. He looks the alley up and down, deeper into the alley is empty and dark. behind him he could see the flashing blue and red lights but where there was once a few civillians trying to see. The area is cleared. He strains himself but he can’t hear any gunshots, is it a momentary ceasefire? or did one side gun down the other.

Ben relaxes somewhat and motions the other out. “I think we should head down this way.” Pointing down the empty alleyways that’ll spill out into different streets. “I was hoping to blend into the crowd but it seems like there’s no longer any crowd to blend into.”

The younger man’s movements were quick and clean, telling of the superior training that Blackwatch afforded its agents. Kain nodded in silent approval, his own movements just as precise as he followed behind him. The disturbances outside were a bit too close for comfort, but the two Blackwatch operatives appeared to have managed to slip by without alerting either the authorities or Talon, which was a good thing.

When they came to the streets, Kain listened to Ben’s concerns. He looked around, before triggering his wrist-mounted CPU. A few quick taps on the haptic interface, and the undercover agent felt the distinctive tension of a disruption pulse going off; a powerful electronic scrambling signal that would disable comms and interfere with targeting systems. His own systems were shielded, and he’d set the pulse to ignore Ben’s, so the two of them were unaffected.

“I’ve given us some cover.” The senior operative told Ben, tapping him on the shoulder. “We should move.” The scrambling effect would last a few minutes, which should be enough for them to escape the immediate area. After that, though…well, Kain just hoped that Ben could take them far enough away.

@blackwatchspy

Ben watches as Kain inputs something on his wrist, he shivers as he feels an odd wave go over him. Confused but otherwise unaffected. He squints slightly in concern at Kain and then nods. He sprints down the alley, quiet footsteps before coming to an intersection. He pauses, signalling the other to stop too. He takes his phone out and uses it as a mirror to scout out the alleyway. Seems clear, he signals this and moves on to the other side, continuing down this way before coming across another alley.

He hears footsteps however and slides to a halt, before scrambling back towards Kain, signalling the other to get out of sight. Judging that there isn’t enough time to get to the corner, he twists and ducks back behind some messed up boxes, contorting his body to make sure he’s as small as can be. He’d do the same trick but he’s sure whoever’s passing by would see him if he’d move even an inch. So he stays absolutely still, heart pounding in his ears. He listens intently and hears the footsteps pass finally affording himself some movement, he uses his phone and sees an empty alley.

Ben brushes himself off as he get up, moving towards Kain, ruffling through his coat as he takes out a canister, looking extremely like a large grenade. “Sorry sir. Do you mind sticking even closer to me. I’m not comfortable with our current situation.” He pulls the pin and lets it stand on his palm at first there’s a quiet hiss and it twists open and releases a black cloud that immediately fades after a second away from the canister. “It’s my camo tech. This way we’re visually invisible. As long as we’re quiet.” Ben nods at Kain motions for him to follow once more and continues down the alley, walking very very quietly, not even the rustle of his clothes could be heard.

furrtive-sphinx

The thief could only smile, showing teeth as well as a wicked gleam in his cat-like eyes.

“Oh? Then you are a Angelic Nurse, Mon Cher. You have rather gorgeous eyes, no?” Leon knows he’s a terrible flirt. Be it man, woman, or anyone else that moved, Leon would flirt, and he would flirt shamelessly. Just so happened, the lovely creature he had stumbled upon was the current victim.

“You even have a nice laugh~”

#furrtive-sphinx #ahaha don't be #uvu

“Thank you.” Ben replies with a polite smile. “But maybe you could tell me something I don’t know.” He says with a raise of his brow and a confident smirk. Ben’s not that easy. Well, when he wants to be. Make them work for it.

Well maybe he could use this guy, he’s just here to scout out anyway.

@stabbingbeauty said:

“Uh.. I think I’m lost.”

“Oh? Where are you headed, ma’am?” He’s not particularly busy so he’s got time to kill.

@furrtive-sphinx said:

“Ah, I’m sorry, I could have sworn you were an angel."

“Then you best get your eyes checked, friend. I’m just a nurse, I’m no angel.” He says with a laugh. Sure enough he’s wearing his uniform underneath a trench coat. While he no longer officially works in a hospital. Wearing the uniform provides a good way of maintaining a civillian look and air about him when he’s out on a mission. Like right now.

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Another Whose Line Is It Anyway Meme Thing

“This just in, we’re all just people.”

“Sorry, I can’t hear you, you’re shoes are too loud.”

“All work and no play…. makes for a dull time.”

“Yeah, sorry, what were you saying.”

“This sucks!”

“I was the darkest child in Sweden growing up.”

“Heeeere’s your boyfriend!”

“I love a good cigar like my number one gay/girl here.”

“Bachelor number 2 is a really rude movie goer.”

“I’m gonna give you a thousand worthless points.”

“Four o’clock and it’s time to shop shop shop!”

“That’s hard to do cause you can’t see body odor.”

“This doll is the only kind of girl you’ll be dating.”

“[NAME], why don’t you explain this?”

“Don’t know what the hell this is.”

“Ha, not as easy as you think, is it?”

“You’re the world’s worst nightclub act.”

“The capital of Florida is the F.”

“See, now this one is sticking out a little bit more.”

“Now please be very quiet as I get the lion to cough.”

“Those are all the people that owe me money.”

“Good for you, Norway.”

“We’re screwed.”

“We’ve all played the game before!”

“Honkytonk, sounds like a donkey getting hit by a truck.”

“Can you just shave it up to the shoulders?”

“I think I look better in this skirt than you do.”

“Women have orgasms?”

“What does that do? I want out.”

“I love this! Are you kidding?”

“We’re working!”

#prompts

“I’ll hold you to that call!” He gave him a playful shove as he went to clean himself off. He twiddled his fingers as he waited and smiled brightly when the other appeared.

The diner wasn’t too far just as he promised. It was an older diner,but was still clean all things considered. “Its not much, but i figured it would do for you” he put his hands in his pocket and leaned to the side a bit. “if you dont like how it looks we can look for something else.”

#mercifulresurrection #musings

“Oh no, this is totally fine.” He says. He’s seen better diners truth be told, but. his stomach is protesting if he’s going to go and look for a different one when there’s already food in sight.

“C’mon.” He says before putting an arm around the other ushering him in and taking a table for the two of them. It’s pretty quiet. Not a lot of customers, nice music playing softly through the speakers. Food smells good even from here and his stomach just audibly growls one he tries to cover with a cough.

Ben gets himself a standard breakfast, can’t really get a rice meal here so, hashbrowns, bacon, sausage and eggs would do.

“I just realized now, but you must have a lot of human friends coming over if you bothered getting running water in your place. Although I guess even if you don’t drink its still useful for cleaning.” He pauses for a moment. then squints at Teiko.

“This is probably a dumb question but, do you take baths?”

#teikotheomnic #lAUghs

herosuggestion

I don’t care about the title, I don’t care about the money or the fame. I want to help people- that’s why I’m doing this.

Point of Contact

It took Kain a brief moment to set his internal IFF to recognize Ben as a friendly. He lowered his pistol, finally heaving a sigh of relief to see someone who was not going to shoot him. It was a greater relief to see the practiced movements and clean, utilitarian gear often showed by Blackwatch personnel.

His rescue, as it were, was genuine.

“Lead the way, Ben.” Kain moved into formation behind him, back facing Ben to cover their rear. “Good to see you. Now let’s get out of here. I’ve got one hell of a mission report to prepare.”

@blackwatchspy

“You got it sir,” He says brightly to the other, belying the gravity of their situation. Surrounded by hostiles, with zero other backup. A rather grim prospect, honestly speaking.

Ben keeps low to the ground, one hand gripping his pistol, Himik, the other signaling for the other to follow. He peeks around corners, quiet steps as he leads the other the way he came in.

He could still hear the gunfire exchange between the authorities and the Talon agents after Kain. Brings some measure of comfort knowing they’re still occupied. What comes a heartbeat after shatters that delusion. It’s a loud blast, he could feel it rumble the building for just an instant. Ben looks back at Kain a bit wide-eyed but says nothing. He just nods, jerks his head. And takes off. Pausing just after corners to ensure the other sees where he goes. Ben moves ridiculously quick but with such soft footsteps one would have to strain to hear him well and considering the police sirens still going off right outside the doors. It’s next to impossible to hear him move.

Ben pauses just a second by the window he slipped into, he gives Kain a look before he dives out and rolls into position, crouched, one knee on the ground, gun extended ready to fire. He looks the alley up and down, deeper into the alley is empty and dark. behind him he could see the flashing blue and red lights but where there was once a few civillians trying to see. The area is cleared. He strains himself but he can’t hear any gunshots, is it a momentary ceasefire? or did one side gun down the other.

Ben relaxes somewhat and motions the other out. “I think we should head down this way.” Pointing down the empty alleyways that’ll spill out into different streets. “I was hoping to blend into the crowd but it seems like there’s no longer any crowd to blend into.”

@blackwatch-agcnt

V1

V2

Rebubbles for sunday

#nsfw

He’s in the middle of pulling on his shirt. His head pokes through arms slowly following after. “Well enough.” He says with a smile. Hair absolute mess, looking a little worse for wear but functional.

“Not gonna lie, this is the first time in a long while that I went home with someone and stayed long enough for them to wake up.” He laughs a bit. “I wanted to uh- again, thank you. and uh.” He fished his phone from his pocket, unlocking it tapping on it for a second before handing it over. “Can I get your number?”

Teiko blinked at his comment of leaving before waking and he couldn’t help but feel relieved he stayed. He didn’t know the other very well, but it still would of hurt his feelings to see him leave without saying goodbye.

He turned pink when the phone was pushed towards him. “Ah, It was no problem helping at all. I had a lot of fun last night.” he took it and typed in his number. He glowed yellow handing it back to him. “There you go! And you better call.” he chuckled.

The omnic rubbed his arm nervously then. “So um…Are you hungry? I could show you the nearest diner or something so you can eat.”

He takes the phone, saves it under ‘Teiko robo-qtpie’ He won’t know. And it’s a very accurate descriptor anyway. “I always call.”He says with a wink and a dopey grin. A hand moving up his hair trying to calm the unruly mess down.

At the prospect of food though. “Ugh, yes. I’m starving. Just- gimme a second.” He trots off to Teiko’s bathroom comes back out hair a bit damp but in control now. Loosely ties his coat around his waist, it’s a little too warm for it now, makes sure he’s got everything and didn’t leave anything behind. “All set, Let’s go.”

#yET #: )

Teiko winced a bit, “waking up” from his charging to hear rustling in the next room. “Hmm?” he grabbed the chord from the wall, pulling it back to unplug it before sitting up.He stretched a bit before standing and going into the next room.

“Oh, Mornin.” The omnic shined bright as the sight of the other. “Sleep well?”