Trash Queen @blackzodiacqx - Tumblr Blog

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

winxixia

Courtesy of Sylv to make him see life in pink

scrimmification-deactivated2025

not to post opinions about media on main but every time I open hendrik’s wiki page for drawing references I always catch the part in his bio where whoever wrote it calls him “perverted” and I really have to wonder. did I play the same game as everyone else? I have to know what in-text convinced people that hendrik is secretly lecherous like rab is. from what I gather it’s genuinely just the running gag about the porno magazine and that he’s generally attracted to women but… listen. I don’t care how gallant and heroic the guy is. he’s not getting any. he’s the most repressed man I’ve ever seen before in my entire life. I know in my heart of hearts he’s collecting those magazines the same way someone collects vintage lego. just staring at unclothed women and nodding like yes the photography on this is fantastic. every time he’s tried to start a relationship he treats it like he’s signing a blood oath and not in a romantic way. its in the kind of way where you wish therapy was invented just so he could have it. he’s at any given moment one stressor away from a heart attack. he canonically reacts to women being attracted to him by looking like he’s gonna die of embarassment. and you’re gonna tell me you think he’s horny. that if he even thought about boobs at an inopportune moment he wouldn’t just take his greatsword and chop his dick off.

jasperunbound

The wiki pages for Dragon Quest are poorly regulated and definitely need to be taken with a grain of salt… infamous old example:

(From this post by @sydgul9 )

Also definitely agree about Hendrik being repressed as hell. His dialogue about the bunny girls in the casino and how “extraordinary” he finds the mermaids is pretty funny. I think it’s implied he’s gotten puff-puffs a few times before but I’d hardly call that “perverted”… He isn’t like Rab chasing girls around, he actively avoids them because 97% of the time he’s too shy and embarrassed to speak with them

brutalitybunny

my friends keep calling the twin eagle armor ‘piss armor’

i do like to think about living armor au. it’s very we are venom of them. but. unfortunately. it would involve drawing armor. So oh well

scrimmification-deactivated2025

actually you see it’s like this,

winxixia

I don’t draw much at all but I wanted to try and sketch tonight so here is some Jasper

brutalitybunny

…, he doesn tknow how to deal w his emotions

lojgl0rei5loer

DQ11/jasper wip

lojgl0rei5loer

a picture that I got tired of halfway through. What kind of dance would he do if jasper were a companion? I imaged flamenco when I drew it.

brutalitybunny

“character looks mean only bc they need glasses”

jasperunbound

Jasper sketch commission I got from @hakkasm! 💜

lojgl0rei5loer

jasper in summer

winxixia

“Beware the Eagle! His reputation precedes him. He always appears when you less expect him, striking from above like the bird of prey he takes his name after and leaving as quickly. He remains undefeated until this day… Be careful!”

aka mandatory pirate AU