vanilla bean machine

header: david lynch lighting a cigarette while alexia/adrien from titane twerks on the hood of his car

[universxall]

two baddies

[sillystigmata]

Ok well someone’s gotta post it.

[sillystigmata]

Involve me.

[sillystigmata]

“Don’t stop”…EXCUSE ME

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[itskennyphreshh]

Dino and Roberto Falcone’s asymmetrical watch inspired by Dali's ‘Persistence of Memory’

[fapper]

Fuck

[marinebiologyshitposts]

shrimp tempura

[aceinthetrap]

Dynasty Flowchart (Extended) – Nüwa Hanfu

An ultra extended flowchart for identifying dynasties! Even identifying sub-periods of each dynasty. As always, this is a general guide ther

does the makeup look sad or happy? >>> goth & sad >>> middle tang dynasty [lmao]

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[vanillabeanmachine]

I have all of the e1 spoilers and I will use them for Evil

[un-jardin-sauvage]

….and then you find out about a BOOK 📕(HA!), a salllllacious best seller 🤑 filled with misremembered COBwebs 🕸️ and fucking bullSHIT🗣️🗣️🗣️

[sillystigmata]

The Armand understanders.

[sillystigmata]

Marius…

[vanillabeanmachine]

the episode 1 spoilers holy Fuck

[charmingpickles]

samreidgifs

[harrystarks]

The Vampire Lestat: One Night Only - LIVE at the Beacon Theatre via heartsantidote

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

[mastermatoyas]

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

[exuberantocean]

Tumblr porn ban safe snake post