[prokopetz]

A new co-worker tried to assert his nerd dominance over lunch by explaining to me what Dungeons & Dragons is.

[mathweasels]

Rate the efficacy of his depiction on a scale of 0-100%?

[prokopetz]

He seemed to be under the impression that the Dungeon Master has their own secret character (also called the Dungeon Master), and that becoming powerful enough to fight this character is how you win the game.

[because-im-freaking-greed]

hey I have a new rule I’d like to propose for all editions of dungeons and dragons

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[doinkydude]

Can’t believe I never posted this zenless artwork T-T I still like it a lot

[depsidase]

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[byjove]

I wouldn’t be so disgusted by the amount of age gap relationships in media if it was equal to the genders but Hollywood is allergic to and disgusted by cougars. God forbid a woman looks like she could be older than the male lead, we gotta cast someone 10 years younger just in case.

[byjove]

Around 85% of the time someone is like “My family is the most important thing in the world to me, I’m a really family-oriented person. I love my family.” the family consists of the most disgusting, vile, bigoted, evil fucking people you’ve ever seen and the dynamic between them all is so dysfunctional and toxic it is straight out of a southern gothic novel. I think it’s partially because people who genuinely have close and loving relationships with their family don’t feel the need to announce it over and over again, they can just go chill with their cousins without professing their love for them in their Instagram bio. My hackles are always raised when someone is a self-professed ‘family-oriented person’, could be in that 15% minority of wholesome close families but ehhhhhhhhh.

[lesbx]

what do you wanna bet that like in a year from now when they’ve fully either canceled or removed every change made for overwatch 2 they just make a big thing out of making a big update going back to calling it just Overwatch. and it’s a whole thing, nostalgia bait and all, complete return to form. i don’t think that’s even that out there honestly

[lesbx]

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[stupidheadwisp]

I havent met them yet or know anything about them but this is how i imagine them is this correct

[prokopetz]

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

[prokopetz]

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”

[iamshmolphrog]

Awesome amazing art alert

transgendog 🔥🙏💥‼️🏳️‍⚧️🔥🙏

[sudaca-swag]

kirks death was honestly one of the funniest things that happened this year seconded only by the absolute capitalism hell reaction erika had to it

[everydaylouie]

muppet christmas carol ~ (happy holidays!)

[upandoutcomic]

Didn't expect it to hit so hard, so many of us don't have the sort of relationship we deserve to have with our own parents—shoutout to the moms, they're doing such important work 💜