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yeah idk if we can trust that

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

birdsareblooming

coat bath

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

pocket-deer-belly

i remade it in the sims 4

fluorescentbrains

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

insomniac-arrest

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

furiousfurious

Left this in the notes

😂

Well, good news, they also don't think you can be friends!

I'm 53 and I don't have glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling but that's mostly because I'm planning to install rainbow LEDs.

whimsilica

mid-30s here, my parents always said glow in the dark stars were too expensive so when i got my own place and saw some fornsale i bought a couple packs and now have fictional constellations on my walls and ceiling

life deserves to have whimsy and joy in it <3

the-real-seebs

That is awesome!

I think people should be allowed to do things that are fun.

zentrandi

bestfunny

smoofsite:

ranyakumo:

unoriginaladdress:

laughingalonewithhomestuck:

frankcoffee:

thesavagelydelicious:

There is a special place in Hell for people who do this.

A very special place.

SDIGJIIOCXJOGINSOID PRYING THESE APART WITH MY NAILS SOB

oh i motherfucking hope so

bastards

all of them

If I ever put two thin ones on top of each other, I made sure that they were loose enough for me to take them back apart.

jesus my fingernails ached for almost two days because of how much i was pulling these fuckers apart for something i was building

there’s literally a lego tool made to pull apart shit like this.

whimsilica

there’s a reason a good amount of my legos have teeth marks

the-real-seebs

so i got a lego kit recently and it came with a special tool for this, and. i am so happy. i don’t know when those tools got existed, but they’re new since the previous time i got a lego kit.

bogcreacher

okay now a silly one

the-real-seebs

i don't even go here. all i know about this game is the kid was playing it near me once and i was just stunned by how fucking wet everything sounded. like, i think every sound effect in the game was some variety of "splorch".

strawhatsufi

"Racialised" is much better than PoC but I've been leaning a lot on the concept of racial markedness. Because that allows us to make statements like "the name Jamal is racially marked in USA". Rather than saying something like "Jamal is a PoC name", a nonsense statement, saying it's racially marked in USA allows us to contrast with societies like Albania or the Arab countries where the name Jamal is ordinary, thus unmarked.

strawhatsufi

It's a concept I've kind of imported from linguistic analysis; saying a speech pattern is more or less marked does not really allow us to avoid the subject of who's doing the marking. A statement like "womens' speech is more marked in Lakota" necessitates that we understand that it's the Lakota who are marking womens' speech. A foreigner can't tell the difference and probably doesn't understand why it would thus be weird to see a man using speech patterns associated with women, in the same way an Albanian wouldn't understand why USA people would think Jamal is a Black name.

strawhatsufi

You! You get it. In my view, if someone is saying "racialised" or "racially marked" without acknowledgement of context, they are doing it in a way that is gramatically incorrect.