you could be my alibi

[nikfromtheinternet]

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

!

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

LORD OF THE RINGS DAY

[freenarnian]

happy sauron defeated to all who celebrate

[lakariancityamusementcenteradult]

Star Fleet Officers during their free time on the USS Enterprise: Wow can't wait to attend the life drawing class this morning, then I'll practice the violin at lunchtime and at 1700 hours it's time for rehearsals for the production of King Lear, and finally I'll wind down with some group tai chi

Star Fleet Officers on Deep Space Nine during their free time: Please don't cut me off Quark I can't afford to sober up and start processing my trauma

[phylogeny]

"But this is my own maze, she told herself, this is the maze I grew up in; I could not be a prisoner here; I know the way so perfectly, and she turned and was further lost."

— Shirley Jackson, The Sundial

[ainosgarden]

I now know all your faces. If there is an afterlife, I’m gonna come back — and fucking kill all of you. And if there isn’t an afterlife, I’m still gonna find a way.

[menaceanon]

It is very important that all of my followers witness this insta post from Crab Museum

[firawren]

Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

[english-history-trip]

[hangsawoman]

NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY EVEN LARKS AND KATYDIDS ARE SUPPOSED BY SOME TO DREAM

[revivivivify]

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[clubpenguin2005]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[catasters]

[7pmest]

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

[hollowedskin]

Laundry chapstick :(

[captaincrusher]

Threshold Day is next week. It is coming. Oh lawd, it's coming.

[rikerssexblouse]

[simoneashley]

Delainey Hayles and Jacob Anderson behind the scenes of Interview With the Vampire Season 3

[probablynottola]

He's got that "good at hurting your feelings" technique from his mother's side

[terrorcamp]

Free Event: “Neptune’s Fortune” Book Launch with Julian Sancton

31st January 2026, 2:30pm at the South Street Seaport Museum, NYC

Join Terror Camp alumnus Julian Sancton for the launch of his new book, Neptune’s Fortune: The Billion-Dollar Shipwreck and the Ghosts of the Spanish Empire!

❄️ Get tickets

Can’t make the event in person? You can order signed copies of Julian’s book (as well as Madhouse at the End of the Earth) by filling out this form:

❄️ Order your signed copy!