I is the trash Queen

I'm almost never on. 18+. Bi and gender fluid but still a tad unsure. previously kashagalblog https://ko-fi.com/D1D0G1C6

[blair-shepherd]

[blair-shepherd]

Just learned my sister has fatty liver disease. She already had thyroid cancer in her throat. Just kinda tired of learning about her bad decisions ruining her life. Still feel bad but I feel like all this is gonna do is turn her to a new thing to abuse now that she can't abuse alcohol anymore.

[versaversa]

[superiorsniper]

If Hunter went Sith

[vetchtibbles]

why does modern star wars always go for a scifi pop dubstep sound for their club music and not the absolutely unbeatable pipe organ jazz thing they had going on in the original tatooine cantina

[queerautism]

Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?

This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.

[zorin-os-official]

THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS

GAMBLING IS NEVER PROFITABLE

RESIST THE URGE

[rudeboimonster]

#i cannot overstate they will make the horse girls gayer to get your money#im sorry thats just literally what it is#japan knows about yuri money

[keukumbr]

Fox and some office Tookas! I felt like drawing some animals, and I love these silly-looking critters.

[wizardarchetypes]

learning a new instrument from a single teacher is so funny bc that's your point of reference for a while until you start branching out a little. was talking to a specialist in irish music history about my early irish harp lessons and i was like "it's a good thing i have strong fingernails so i don't have to get acrylics to play" and he was like "you're playing with your fingernails?" and i was like "yeah my teacher said that's how you play" and he was like "that's how irish harp players used to play like 1,000 years ago. i don't know anyone who plays with their fingernails now. even in the 1700s at a harp festival we have record of just one guy playing with his fingernails."

i guess he can't say no one is playing like this anymore bc at least my teacher is but this is why when ur new to something u can't walk around assuming you have all the facts. thought i was learning harp like usual meanwhile my teacher is an extremely dedicated medieval reenactor.

[jackhawksmoor]

Most 'out of left field' way to discover someone is a vampire

[blair-shepherd]

I got an interview for an internship today and I'm so nervous and excited! I hope I get it!

[phoenixyfriend]

Aayla: Haha, let me show you this meme I just found.

The meme: [If you press the button, you have a 99% chance of getting a million dollars, and a 1% chance of being turned into a girl]

Anakin: That's so stupid, who wouldn't press the button?

Aayla: I mean, we don't really need the money, as Jedi. You're not on Tatooine anymore, you know?

Anakin: Yeah, but why wouldn't I press the button? What's stopping me?

Aayla: ...not wanting to be a girl, mostly. A lot of guys would refuse to press it on principle because they don't want to risk even that 1% chance.

Anakin: That's dumb, everyone wants to be a girl, some of us just have to accept that we can't, duh.

Aayla: ..........................

Follow-up: five hours, compilation

[phoenixyfriend]

So you know how the general consensus on That Time Dooku Got Kidnapped By Pirates And Stuck With Anakin And Obi-Wan is evidence of just how insufferably terrible those two can be when they team up against someone, or even if they’re just There Together and in a mood to bitch?

And you know how RotS is evidence that, in a high-stress situation, they will continue that kind of bitching even in the presence of Chancellor Palpatine himself?

Right, so, AU where Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Skeevy Sheev are all stuck in a cell together, much like the Hondo episode, and Sidious outs himself as a Sith Lord out of pure irritation because he’s never had to deal with Anakin and Obi-Wan together for this long before, especially not in a situation stressful enough that they turn to the bitchiest banter for relief. Ahsoka could be there too, to up the annoyance quotient, because she and Anakin teaming up against Obi-Wan by being his super annoying kids and getting so invested in shooting the shit that they forget the Chancellor is there in light of almost annoying Obi-Wan into telling them a Padawan Adventure Story of the bullshit he got up to with Quinlan… that’s incredibly entertaining for everyone except Darth Sidious, who is this fucking close to murdering all three of them just to get some peace and quiet.

(This happens late enough that Anakin and Obi-Wan don’t immediately die, but early enough that Ahsoka’s still there. IDK maybe they’re in Hondo’s care again, and all FOUR of them got slapped into Force-nullifying cuffs because, fuck it, they were already grabbing three! The fourth was right there and nobody felt like opening a different equipment locker.)

[phoenixyfriend]

I want this to just be an ongoing shitpost-y crackfic where two-to-three people are so fucking annoying that Palpatine tries to strangle them with his bare hands to make them stop talking, and then Hondo sells the footage on the holonet because he thinks it’s funny, and also causing drama with Separatist leadership learning the Chancellor is still their boss despite trying to leave the Republic.

I want them to be insufferable. I want a fic that circles around things getting progressively more annoying and Palpatine can’t do anything about it without ruining Anakin’s opinion of him. Even then, he is still so very tempted to hurt this teenager, but unfortunately the teenager in question belongs to Anakin.

The desired mood is just. Exactly the same as the Hondo captures the lineage episode, but More, because I want Palpatine to be cut off from the Force and still so done with their shit that he attempts a murder.

(It’s kinda sorta a fixit, given how no matter what happens Palpatine is now known to be a manipulative bastard. But it’s a fixit that’s approaching things from the crackiest direction possible. It’s a fixit the way “Anakin is sort of a paralegal for the council because of a medical hold keeping him on-planet” is. Like… we got there! But it was by way of Anakin thinking Qui-Gon had an affair with Valorum and accidentally implying he’s sleeping with Palpatine himself.)

Also, like, Anakin and Obi-Wan were TRYING to piss off Dooku in the canon episode. They aren’t even putting in effort here, they’re just like that and Ahsoka is making things worse because she lives to mimic Anakin.

Keep them in there long enough and they could cycle through who gangs up on who. Like Ahsoka and Obi-Wan have def ganged up on Anakin. There’s a tickle attack on Ahsoka and the screeching noise she makes nearly bursts an eardrum. “I didn’t know eardrums could burst, Chancellor, I’m so sorry!” “She doesn’t have eardrums, Chancellor, she didn’t know! It didn’t actually burst, did it?”

Obi-Wan’s being a little snippy but Anakin and Ahsoka are like genuinely trying to make this a not-terrible experience for Palpatine and in fact making things so much worse.

At some point Ahsoka does something wildly insubordinate and Anakin wonders out loud why she’s Like This while Obi-Wan looks smug in the background.

Palpatine, internally: Is this what I’m signing up for if I take Skywalker on as my Sith Apprentice? Twenty-plus years of this?

[rslashrats]

found a snake on youtube that legit gets angry and strikes at its owner's laptop whenever markiplier is on the screen

[karioke13]

I’m subscribed to that channel. The owner has played multiple other YouTubers to see if the snake just hated Markiplier or was just hostile towards men. Turns out he was fine watching all the other YouTubers he just hated Markiplier specifically 😂

The snake with other YouTubers:

Vs the snake with Markiplier

[001x456]

no you have to contribute to your fandom if you don't want it to die. most fandoms die because people say 'it's so sad watching the fandom die when the hype dies' without doing anything about it. I'm not saying you have to push out 100k word slow-burn fic, I'm not saying you have to make fan art or gif sets or edits or anything. I'm just saying we as a community should contribute to our fandom if we don't want it to die, and by contributing, I'm talking about giving kudos, commenting on your favorite fics, reblogging your favorite art and just talking about your favorite characters. that's enough to keep a fandom alive. that's the most effective way to keep a fandom alive in my humble opinion.

fandoms die because people stop talking about it, fandoms die because people stop engaging with fan content once the hype is gone. what I'm saying is, mainstream media's hype may be gone, but our fandom can stay alive and thriving if us as a community don't let it die.

[animentality]

[fox-moblin]

Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry

[autumnalfallingleaves]

@codywanweek Day Four: One of Cody's antennae is linked to a tracker in Obi's lightsaber

I am all for "Obi-Wan's lightsaber really likes Cody and that's why he finds it every time it gets lost", but this is a very funny prompt as it stands and I just had to get silly with it :)

reblogs are highly appreciated, and please do not repost my art

[tennessoui]

currently writing the sidious tries to give anakin truth serum fic, and a line in it made me think of another cracky au where sidious becomes convinced that actually obi-wan kenobi is a hidden sith lord because nothing else explains how fucking annoying he is and how strong he is and how invincible he is (read: won't die even when sidious really wants him to)

and like obi-wan's a very polite guy, right, he keeps his Force signature tightly contained because he thinks it's rude and unseemly to let it run wild around oneself (cough, Anakin, cough), so sidious can't figure out if he's actually as Light as he seems. but he's rather certain that no one could be that Light, so he must be a hidden sith lord who has infiltrated the Temple and the Jedi Council and got his claws into the Chosen One before sidious could !!!

and the thing is that sidious has made a lot of enemies over the years to get where he is and to amass the power he has, so loyalty is a bit hard to come by. when one of his allies defects (too much torture), the guy runs straight to the person he's heard so much about, the rival sith lord sidious seems the most afraid of. surely this rival sith lord can protect him from the wrath of darth sidious????

obi-wan is just incredibly confused why low-level sith acolytes keep showing up at his doorstep begging for his protection specifically. anakin's getting a bit territorial over the whole thing. yeah his master's great but he's taken. he's already anakin's master. he doesn't have time to take on twenty new padawans. that's not even allowed. and everyone knows obi-wan kenobi is the best and lightest Jedi who always follows the rules

(featuring one sith acolyte who asks for obi-wan's (sith) name upon arrival, and obi-wan is like ? it's obi-wan? you know that?

and the sith is like yes....but what's your, you know...your other name? that you use for...secret...things?

and obi-wan is like ! oh. ben?

and the sith is like....darth ben....of course.....that sounds fearsome my liege)

[blair-shepherd]

I've had an ingrown hair right next to my hood for the better part of two weeks and just now I felt the tell-tale feel of a whitehead finally and I popped that shit and let me tell you the amount of agony and relief I felt was astounding. I audibly gasped. It was much larger than I thought and bloody as hell but at least it's fucking gone.

[the-bi-space-ace]

I just know Rex gives out cheek kisses all the time. For all the reasons. When he’s got an excess of fondness and needs to show it. To annoy someone after he’s been a bit of a little shit and they’re irritated.

He smacks a wet kiss on Cody’s cheek after he’s already spent forty minutes pissing him off just so Cody can groan and try to shove him off with an eye roll. He gives tight hugs after thinking he lost Fives in a tough battle and can’t help but press a kiss to his cheek, sweaty and blood smeared and prickly with stubble, but so Fives and so alive that it brings him just as much comfort. It’s the middle of the night and Echo says something so snarky and so him that Rex just smiles real big and grabs his shoulders and kisses his cheek and just thanks his lucky stars that the Citadel wasn’t the last time he saw him.