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Tech made me this blog and I'm making that everyone's problem. Best stand down, holonet. Make it easier on yourself. Squad: @meme-force-99 Avatar: salamanderz13 & isurrendertoclones

[superiorsniper]

Everyone always looks so alarmed when I reply to "Have a nice day!" with "I will."

[qqchurch]

[megmca]

Life with @superiorsniper

[superiorsniper]

[questforgalas]

Shout out to the girl in the audience screeching at the top of her lungs when Dee goes into Crosshair's voice during his and Michelle's mini panel. Same babes same

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[blumineck]

I’ve got a lot of Thoughts(tm) about The Odyssey at the moment, but damnit Blum I’m an archer, not a film critic, so here’s something in my lane!

[echomina]

Finally finished my other Crosshair bag charm 😍

I wish I had punctuation marks in this letter set 🙄

[crab-day-counter]

Seven Days to Crab Day

[exceptionally-minded]

Let this post serve as a blanket apology for everything I said whilst the tag on my new shirt was bothering me. It has been removed.

[superiorsniper]

The tag or the shirt

[exceptionally-minded]

Crosshair, stop fishing for thirsty followers.

[superiorsniper]

art by @foxwithadarkside

[exceptionally-minded]

Let this post serve as a blanket apology for everything I said whilst the tag on my new shirt was bothering me. It has been removed.

[superiorsniper]

The tag or the shirt

[superiorsniper]

Would you ever let Omega put makeup on you?

Absolutely not.

I am far superior at applying eyeliner.

[bark-barkley]

you can tell when im avoiding something because my posting rate increases drastically

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[wild-karrde]

Our grumpy sniper boy does a lot of impressive things, but to me, the most impressive thing he does is defy physics.

Excuse me, sir, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I would like to know the coefficient of friction of your ass. Thank you.

[superiorsniper]

You're thinking about my ass? I'm flattered

[wild-karrde]

FOR SCIENCE REASONS, AND THAT IS A VERY IMPORTANT DISTINCTION.

[superiorsniper]

Okay, but if you're gonna examine me "for science," at least take me to dinner first

[wild-karrde]

[littlemissmanga]

"Do the science"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days 😂

[523rdrebel]

I would like to volunteer to examine Crosshair’s ass... for science. Dinner first, of course. 😘

[tall]

[celastriza]

Bad Beach #3, CT-9904, Crosshair.

I have nothing else to say.

[glass-of-nepenthe]

WELL HELLO 😃!!

[kurrpip]

I was looking through some articles about clone troopers and came across /this/

So I drew this. Fives is 0.023 seconds away from going on a rant.

[demoncat131]

@blackkatmagic I need you to see this piece of stupidity so I have someone who is also incandescently angry about this too.

[shadowthestoryteller]

[passionofthesith]

Whut da fook????

[greenygreenland]

[kurrpip]

I love the reaction images this post has gotten XD Here is another part of the article:

[jesuswarriordaughter]

@snips-fics @margindoodles2407 Since you are both The Clone Trooper People (by my perception anyway) you too must suffer to see this blasphemy

[snips-fics]

In all seriousness, however, Cheryl-inspired nuance below the cut

Keep reading

[mindless-bibliophile]

Trying not to react too strongly

[ct-9903-whatever]

You can't tell me Crosshair hasn't tried sticking a toothpick into one of Echo's cranial ports not long after he joined the batch. Crosshair would do it, he strikes me as the type.

[superiorsniper]

Guilty.