Hakuna Matata.

They get the girls but we’re smarter.

[hellokittyretard]

[incalescentheart]

[thingsfromthedirt]

[frogginbloggin]

a family photo :•)

[sugarsleepy]

[fatretard]

[marisatomay]

for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.

[memewhore]

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[bisexualsnufkin]

My roommate loves this boy and I did some fanart of him

[sosyebae-deactivated20180218]

What you got made fun of in school for?

[slaughterjew]

i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone’s scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed “The Nut Slayer” and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents 

[genghis-khanye]

nutslayer is a powerful title

[jakemorph]

can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly fucking back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer

[stolentweets]

[startrekdeepspacenine]

[karman4e]

[so-narly]

[thcrstlshp]

[wholesomethemedmemes]

Just in case you were feeling discouraged.

[tlirsgender]

Me: I love bees :) they’re very important for the ecosystem and they’re cute and make honey

A bee: buzz

Me, shaking and crying: please don’t hurt me

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