Blaisbian

There is no, nor will there ever be, any shame here. Snapchat: blaisbian

[samsfenders]

queer eye (1x02): saving sasquatch

[mjalti]

that’s easily a Jesus cameo

[tomandharrisongifs]

Request:

Tom Holland defending his partner’s pronouns.

[finndeservesbetter]

If non black people want to damage the fuck out of their hair that’s fine, whatever, but don’t be calling the moldy ass shit you get as a result dreadlocks, dreads, or locs, because I promise you they aren’t.

Sincerely, someone who actually knows what the fuck they talking about.

Feel free to reblog if you aren’t black and against cultural appropriation

[azcrowleyfell]

Seriously. White “dreadlocks” are literally just unwashed, matted, damaged hair. Knock it off, fellow white people jfc.

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

And miss me with that “but the vikings/irish had dreadlocks!!!” shit, because it’s not fucking true. Vikings and Celts were clean as fuck and commonly had intricately braided hair. Not nasty-ass matted “dreadlocks”.

[shaniahnoel]

WAIT, what are real dreadlocks then??? How’re they done?? I’m genuinely asking bc I thought white people were doing it “correctly” just like.. shouldn’t be… ??

[finndeservesbetter]

It’s a process that can take months to complete. I’ve seen white people claim that all they gotta do is not wash their hair for some weeks and it’ll occur naturally, when I was younger I even saw someone on a forum claiming that toothpaste was used to dread their hair.

That’s not how that works and part of the reason I made this post is because of the misrepresentation that is often spread because of white dreads.

The person braids the hair depending on how thick or thin they want the locks, and occasionally beeswax is used to hold it all together.

The person has to return to their hair dresser frequently during the start of their dressing for “maintenance”, where their hair is washed, the scalp oiled, and the locks retwisted.

Depending on the texture of the hair it might take 6 months or longer for the hair to “lock” up properly. White people hair is not the kind that locks.

After the starting period is over the person can either wash their hair and retwist on their own, or have a hair person do it. But no dreadlocks are formed over night by not properly brushing your hair or whatever people in these notes were talking about.

It’s a lengthy and very deliberate process, even for people with the right hair textures.

[thetrippytrip]

[mr-bare]

Somebody was just telling about this video like 2 days ago.

[pgdigginit]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

[chocol8cake4u-deactivated201909]

OMG!!! I’M FUCKIN DYING!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[freakyasshoesluttypussy]

😭😭😭😭

[lovekadiblog]

kaisoo - pat, smack, poke, kick, hit, run hand down back to 🍑 // do not repost gifs

[bangtan]

[amarakaran]

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽ROSA 👏🏽DIAZ 👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽AN 👏🏽AX 👏🏽WITH 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

[castielpapasito]

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽GINNA 👏🏽LINETTI👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽A 👏🏽HAIR 👏DRYER 👏🏽IN 👏🏽YOUR 👏PURSE 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

[amysantiagoals]

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽 AMY 👏🏽SANTIAGO👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽A 👏🏽BINDER 👏🏽IN 👏🏽YOUR 👏PURSE 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

[alltheworldismyspotlight]

DON’T 👏🏼 CALL 👏🏼YOURSELF👏🏼 A 👏🏼JAKE👏🏼PERALTA👏🏼 STAN👏🏼UNLESS👏🏼YOU👏🏼CAN👏🏼QUOTE👏🏼ALL👏🏼THREE👏🏼DIE👏🏼HARD👏🏼MOVIES👏🏼FROM👏🏼MEMORY👏🏼AT👏🏼ALL👏🏼TIMES

[nbjanet]

Don’t call yourself a Captain Holt stan unless you realize that typing in all caps with claps between every word is a very inefficient way to communicate.

[serdunkthelunk]

headcanon that whenever someone posts a conspiracy article about how Bruce Wayne is abusing his kids someone responds with the comment “no i think they’re all just really reckless” and provides a link to a video of Dick Grayson attempting to back-flip off of a moving car while Damian is driving

[fire-fira]

“I’ve tried talking to them. I know I’ve done some reckless things, but that doesn’t mean I want my children to!”

“I’m afraid the car is minor compared to some of the things they’ve done. When Dick was 9 he tried to ‘surf’ down the banister of the grand staircase. And a week later he did a backflip off the roof of his school into the pool.” (Brief cut to a teacher looking exhausted with the aggravated sigh of “That child…”)

“When Jason was 11 during the middle of the annual charity gala he took a flying leap into the chandelier from the second floor landing and swung around until he deliberately landed in the cake. And yes, I know it was deliberate.” (Cut to a picture of Jason the moment he landed in the cake.)

“Tim is the only one that hasn’t made me almost cry from stress, although he came close when he didn’t sleep for four days and was sustaining himself on coffee and after dinner mints.” (Picture of a tired Tim with a cup of coffee in hand.)

“Cass decided that using the second floor banister as a balance beam was acceptable.” (Picture of the banister looking down toward the floor below. Some fingerprints are just barely visible on the wood.)

“Damian is… He is my youngest, I love him dearly, but he remains convinced that if a vehicle exists then he can drive it. I’m just glad that we’ve been able to keep his driving on Wayne Manor grounds. I’ve had to block his attempts to buy pedal-extensions several times over.” (Once again cut to said video mentioned above.)

“Duke once decided to explore the tunnels of Wayne Manor. He came out on top of one of the sets of shelves in the library. I was genuinely terrified that old thing would fall out from under him and that he’d break his neck.” (Picture of the end of one of the sets of shelves, ridiculously tall as it is.) “And Ms. Brown? Your daughter’s friend?” “Stephanie is as bad as the rest of them. I think she encourages them.” (A picture of Steph wearing sunglasses and a black t-shirt with the words “Deal With It” in white.)

[littlekiwiwrites]

maybe it’s all a front to cover up the fact that they’re fighting crime? Like you got that scrape fighting some hoodlum with a switchblade oh no now you’ve gotta completely overcompensate with some dramatic stunt and post it on Vine

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

😂😂😂

[prideprejudce]

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[xyinx]

Love her frames and braids… Aye she pretty

[inzika]

Don’t like it? Become God

[ot9bias]

MINSEOK TOLD ME TO CHOKE

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is service industry workers not being allowed to sit down for their entire shifts, no matter how dead the traffic flow gets.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is service industry workers sacrificing their comfort for antagonizing and pervy customers who are “always right”.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is giving students homework in order to prepare them for their future careers where they’ll inevitably need to “take work home with them” or work extra hours in order to put bread on the table.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is helping physically/mentally ill people only to the extent that they’re able to generate profitable labor again.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is destroying food that can’t be sold rather than distributing it to poor people according to need.

[left-reminders]

Capitalist culture is monetizing knowledge and making it artificially scarce so that owners can profit and laypeople are left in the dark.

[headcanonsandmore]

As someone who has worked in retail for years, I can relate strongly to these. 

[grantcary]

Too bad, we were this close to making my mother happy. The Nanny [3.07] Oy Vey, You’re Gay

[samsoonite]

"Faggot"

[splattermouth]

so uh

i just discovered a youtube channel that does entirely live action remakes of spongebob episodes to get around the fact that you cant post the actual episodes

and theres actually a lot of effort put into this?????

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

[beautifulboodle]

Notable addition:

[somesnarkyurl]

@black-tiger-of-evil

[wistfulmuse]

Once again, my life has meaning