[sweetjunmyeon]

Me: baekhyun, i need you to pull out

He:

Me: so you can nut all over my fucking back instead👅

He:

[sweetjunmyeon]

This went platinum in my books

[redstopgringo]

Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

[the-other-sandy]

At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.

[mrsterlingeverything]

At least we have jacking off

[mrsterlingeverything]

Noooooo fuck god noo

[treecitysessions]

[nomourners-nofunerals]

Oshamir + posts

pt 1

[your-mums-nuts]

[skcarwrites]

Not him doing a little sleek half up half down hairstyle with some little wispy framing pieces for his trip to Brendok with Osha lmaooo Qimir stannnnnnd uppp

[qimirsarms]

[your-mums-nuts]

Love how Qimir is the opposite of normal every single time he meets or re-meets Osha.

Exhibit A: meeting in the apothecary. Biting lip. Getting in personal space. Literally so fucking horny he blows his own cover.

Exhibit B: “Oshhhhaaaaa.” Kills two of her only other potential romantic interests. “This is your master?” Tries to sound cool and immediately gets negged by giant moths, -10000 aura.

Exhibit C: “what extraordinary beings we are” me when I monologue to myself. Covers her in his cloak and just, like, stares.

And finally, Exhibit D: sluts himself out for the greater good (evil) “haha no don’t pin me against the wall haha I won’t be able to move.” Thumb caress.

[reylo4ever2020]

God and the switch up it’s so hotttt

[finstanner]

[stephanythedramaqueen]

Osha is so full of rage and anguish (love to see it) that what she needs is her balance. Someone who understands her pain yet doesn’t diminish it. Who doesn’t fight her fire with fire. Her calm, her comfort. Someone who doesn’t add even more anger to her space.

This is why I love this moment so much

The way he didn’t start to argue with her or yell at her for her to turn his side of the comms back on. He was clearly annoyed, but he let her be and allowed her her peace. She didn’t want to hear him yap? Fine, whatever you say beautiful

What a king.

[lilipads]

[zarovichs]

qimir is insane actually. imagine seeing identical twins and then going 'one of you is okay, the other one is extremely hot' and then he can tell them apart without effort. blindfolded even

[your-mums-nuts]

The difference here was insane

[thiscoldheart]

she really shut his annoying ass up lmaooo

the acolyte (1.08)

[msanonny]

Qimir, the dark romantic lead™️ looking at Osha