i wish i wish i was a fish

I wanna be a robot. A robit blek || 18+ || they/them

[stuck-in-jelly]

Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this

[sabertoothwalrus]

telling people my goal is to be a showrunner is so embarrassing it feels like I’m telling everyone I wanna be hokage

[sabertoothwalrus]

I- I WANT TO BE A SHOWRUNNER! DATTEBAYO!!!!!

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

does this in front of you

[fishiesgarden]

my dawg

[aparticularlysmallrat]

this is what your dog wold look like as a fish

[fishiesgarden]

what's your fucking problem

[planetbeanie]

Two beasts meet

[descoles-moved]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

tools in my toolshed have started expressing rudimentary emotions

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

hoes mad

[roxylalonde]

[disgustinggf]

the world is so so mean to sleepy girls. What do u mean i have to get out of my bed

[catcrumb]

[allisonrw96]

Every now and again I think of this Sarah tweet and just stare into the middle distance.

[fairycosmos]

want mashed potatoes. Or to live in a different reality

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[guccixcucci]

[guccixcucci]

[jebbyfwish]

[kettlequills]

if evil feral women are bad, why are they hot. checkmate.

[catcrumb]

[beggars-opera]

To anyone who is having a bad day, I give you this hamster wearing a flower hat.

[beggars-opera]

This post is now ten years old and still circulating. It has outlived countless generations of hamsters and the entire Trump administration, and people still pass it around because this one photographer a decade ago decided to put a little goodness into the world, and it makes me so happy