Blame Hollywood

(Try to sound aloof in your bio. People will think you're interesting) I tried olives once. They weren't for me.

[ghazal67]

[daco-broman]

flex on em

[robotlyra]

EXCUSE ME?

[cashonlydreams]

That reveal though

[theclash]

Just thought everyone should know that Paris Hilton dressed as a sexy Furby for a Halloween party in the year 2018

[divinebeauties]

Trà My as Johannes Vermeer’s The Girl with a Pearl Earring reimagined by Dzũng Yoko for ELLE Vietnam August 2018.

[themaynards624-deactivated20181]

Can’t… stop… watching

[pinefarrs]

[princessofpop-deactivated202008]

Happy 4th of July!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via mrbrianfirenzi)

[fionagoddess]

[angelicbreadroll]

[blame-hollywood]

@ work today

Me: hey, how are y-

Customer: TWO LATTES

Me: o.k.

[nexya]

do you ever look at yourself on a slob day without makeup or your hair done and realise. if I lived during the medieval period i would not have gotten a significant other with this face. no one would fight for my hand or honour. the only thing that would take me is the plague

[knockoffs-and-bootlegs]

Would you hug him for one billion dollars?

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Sure I’d pay anything to hug him

[nbcwillandgrace]

Most iconic alias ever.

[prokopetz]

If we’re going to update the pantheon of regrettable artists, can we add “white male writer who was legitimately progressive twenty years ago, but hasn’t learned or grown as an artist in any way whatsoever since then, and now exists in a state of grumpy bewilderment at the fact that he’s being critcised for doing exactly the same stuff that used to win him praise”?

[dreg-heap]

That’s a long winded way of saying Joss Whedon

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[kingedmundsroyalmurder]

#stuff I get tagged in#damn now I’m feeling called out#for the record: I have not to my knowledge ever licked bone

I have! Archaeology: one of the tasting sciences…

[chandelure-bing-deactivated2017]

[polysixxxx]

IT’S BACK!

[pleasantomorrows]

[tradingspacesofficial]

everyone’s talking about caleb gallo but this is from gayle and it’s HINESTLY one of the funniest youtube series i’ve ever watched