This is the world that will destroy you, Decade!!

Kamen Rider Decade, destroyer of worlds! He must be destroyed! I am the man who stands against him. My name is Narutaki. What's wrong with Decade? He's doomed to destroy everything that he loves. And everything else, but "everything that he loves" is more compelling. What can I do about it? Follow me and learn how to protect yourself. For my part, I remind Decade that he is the destroyer of worlds whenever I see him. Is that often? Yes.

[blamedecade]

Today is National Blame Someone Else Day! Be sure to take a little time out of your day to blame Decade, as I do every single day.

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The fact that I've had the ToQger opening theme stuck in my head for a solid week is all Decade's fault!!

(A catchier theme would've spread the message of the danger Decade poses much better. 

Here's an example:

I'm the destroyer of worlds!

I must be sto-o-oped!

Kamen Rider oh crap Di-i-kei-ido!)

[catty-bojangles]

[blamedecade]

blamedecade.thing.com is probably written by a male somewhere between 13-17 years old. The writing style is personal and upset most of the time.

Ha! How foolish that website is. My warnings about Decade are not personal! Decade's allies may think my message can be trivialized by labeling this blog as the ramblings of an upset teenager, but I assure you, fellow lovers of truth, that this is only a minor setback on the journey to inform the worlds of the threat they face! Damn you, Decade!!

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What do you think of japanese actor Tatsuhito Okuda?

According to my most secret of sources, Tatsuhito Okuda has a financial interest in the continued existence of Decade. He is not to be trusted! Do not let his honeyed words sway you, for he is an experienced actor and performs for payment!!

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Hah! My computer was fixed in less than twenty-four hours! Even you cannot keep me from the internet, Decade!!

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The fact that my computer is in for repairs is also Decade's fault!!

[nitohkousuke]

TSUKASA

ES

MI CASA

/touches tsukasa’s face

[blamedecade]

Mi casa? The Destroyer of Worlds es no casa!!

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Whether Decade loves it or not is none of my concern!!

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The little dog is Kuuga.

[kamenriderdcd-blog]

bullshit, DiEnd is cyan…

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The Destroyer of Worlds is so quick to accuse those who tell the truth of falsehoods!! The word "cyan"comes from the Ancient Greek κύανος, a dark blue enamel. Whether or not cyan in our modern understanding is a shade of blue is actually quite subjective, whereas whether Decade is the Destroyer of Worlds is not subjective at all.

[whyiwaslatetoday]

Excuse #287

Decade was trying to destroy the world and I had to stop him.

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As you can see, even worlds without Kamen Riders are threatened! Have you no shame, Decade?!!

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The little dog is Kuuga.

[selfienoyuusha]

Be careful, Narutaki’s Witnesses are everywhere

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Avoid them at your peril!!

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The new tumblr theme is also Decade's fault!!

[fgchicken]

If the world ends this Friday we know who to blame

[stryks]

My last words will be ‘ONOREEE DECAIDOOOOOOO’

[idol-cyborg-mayuyu-archive]

This too must be the fault of Decade.

[treasure-hungry-rider]

“Oi. Stop trying to blame my friends for everything!”

[blamedecade]

It is Decade's fault! I will show you the arithmetical proof. Decade cannot deny the truth of math!!

12/21/12 = the month, day, and year of our certain doom

1 = number of years since an anniversary series

12 + 21 + 12 + 1 = 46

4 + 6 = 10

10 = years in a decade

Decade = The Destroyer of Worlds!!

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Exactly WHY do you follow Decade about and try to destroy him? What did he ever do to you?

Fool, it is not me who Decade will destroy! It is the worlds!!

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And it's all his fault. :( What did peaches and honey ever do to you, Decade?!!

[junebugjive]

I know what you’re thinking.

What’s been missing from my life? What is this hole in my heart that I can’t fill? Why this horrible feeling of despair?

The answer is simple. You haven’t had enough Narutaki in your life recently. Take two of these and see me in the morning. 

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#side effects may occur #dizziness #side effects may occur #greyscale walls flying at your face #a sudden inexplicable urge to blame Decade for everything

Even Decade's fans cannot help but listen to my warnings!! Excellent.