Hufflepuff Pride

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Sirius shouting “LUPIN” everytime Remus walks in the room and “LUPOUT” everytime Remus leaves

[niktropolis]

every time i remember that harry named one of his kids after snape but not hagrid i actually feel my soul leave this plane of existence for like 20 minutes

[blamethebbc]

Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone

Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?

Harry: Yes.

Umbridge: What?

Harry: Well, I mean, I'm running four for four.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn't mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.

Umbridge: MR. POTTER-

Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise.

Umbridge: POTTER!

Harry: So, yeah, I figure it's 100% you'll attack me in June, 50/50 you'll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse.

Harry: (Turns to Hermione)

Harry: Did I get the math right?

Hermione: Yes.

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[courtneygodbey]

“Luna had decorated her bedroom ceiling with five beautifully painted faces: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville. They were not moving as the portraits at Hogwarts moved, but there was a certain magic about them all the same; Harry thought they breathed. What appeared to be fine golden chains wove around the pictures, linking them together, but after examining them for a minute or so, Harry realized that the chains were actually one word, repeated a thousand times in golden ink: friends…friends…friends…friends… Harry felt a great rush of affection for Luna” – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

[teddylcpin]

okay but just imagine sirius being quidditch commentator/gossip queen

‘just letting everyone know that gryffindor captain james is very single and very ready to mingle if your name is lily evans’

‘jones is no doubt slightly distracted by the fact his girlfriend cheated on him, sorry ‘bout that mate’

‘no eliza i will not ask remus out for you’

‘if flemming was as good at flirting as he is at blocking goals then maybe he wouldn’t have been rejected by dorcas meadowes last week’

‘benjy stop laughing and start playing you’re not as funny as you think you are’

‘to the person who asked if emmeline vance had a boyfriend i’m just gonna tell you now you’re not good enough for her’

‘excellent beating from lockley there, managing to nearly knock out turner whilst maintaining that perfect hair, how does he do it?’

‘yes professor this is all highly important informatio… no it’s not nonsense…. look now you’ve made me miss a goal’

‘lily evans says she’ll go on a date with james potter if he scores thirteen times - don’t smirk you bastard you’ll never do it’

‘gryffindor’s daley has seen the snitch! oh wait he’s lost it. now daley was it you i saw trip down the stairs yesterday?’

‘and turner passes to west who passes to samson who - drops it. its important to note none of the ravenclaw chasers are speaking to each other, i don’t know why, only that it involves a bottle of firewhiskey, a game of truth or dare, and west’s pet cat’

‘dorcas meadowes would like it to be known she rejected flemming because she has no obligation to date someone just because they think she’s hot’

‘update on the james and lily situation; james has scored eight goals and lily has now got JP painted on her cheek’

‘if tom denvers can afford the new nimbus then he can bloody afford to pay me the four galleons he owes me’

‘gryffindor now lead 140 - 70, peter pettigrew really needs gryffindor to win or he has to pay lois knight ten sickles and then he won’t be able to buy me a birthday present’

‘if ravenclaw would hurry up and lose so we can start the party that would be great’

‘party? i don’t know who gave you the impression there would a party tonight professor’

‘of course i’m sure, professor, i would know if there was a party happening tonight. i can assure you there isn’t a party in the gryffindor common room at seven-thirty pm. if there was though i would tell gideon prewett to bring his own bloody firewhiskey this time because i’m not paying for his ridiculous drinking habits’

‘oh james scored again, him and evans are both smiling far too much if you ask me’

‘yes marlene i did say seven-thirty pm. what do you mean you’re busy?’

[escapetomerlegaritaville]

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.

[blamethebbc]

Dumbledore: After all this time?

Snape: Always

Dumbledore: Yikes..

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i just feel like james would have found harry trying to convince snape his nickname was roonil wazlib sooooo hilarious like harry would die years later at the ripe old age of 92 and he would go to the afterlife and james would greet him with ‘alright there roonil’ and harry would just be like dad wtf. it’s been 76 years. i just died

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stranger things + favourite quotes

[lilwomen]

so my new favorite thing to think about is how ron and hermione would go on those little hogsmeade trips by themselves before harry started joining in and can just think about how cute and awkward they probably were together and how good of friends they fuckin are

because i think people forget that ron and hermione didn’t only hang out when they were around harry, they were together alone a lot of the time (like at the burrow, hogsmeade trips, over the summer at grimmauld place, when harry was off doing fucking heroic shit) and despite their squabbles, they genuinely liked being around each other

they are so fuckin cute ok

[fanonical]

best unloved characters from the harry potter universe: those bulgarians who tricked fudge into thinking they couldnt speak english for months

[fanonical]

arthur weasley looks in the mirror of erised

he sees himself. his reflection looks the same, but there is a knowing glint in his eye. he knows, arthur realises. he knows exactly the function of a rubber duck.

[ironicallypositive]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Hide Them a novel by Rubeus Hagrid

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Note From The Author: I shouldn’t have told you that…