Wasting away again in Merlegaritaville

Daisy 🌞 30s 🏝️ she/her

[urie]

There is always more to say about heated rivalry

[houndmother]

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[ludcake]

Studying the hundred years war so I can study the war of the roses so I can read Shakespeare so I can read Macchiavelli so I can study the 30 Years War so I can appreciate Rembrandt so I can understand the rise of colonialism as a means of European hegemony so I can read Victor Hugo so I can read Marx so I can read Edward Said so I can read Dune so I can read Fevre Dream so I can read ASOIAF so I can write au fanfiction on the internet

[destielgaysex]

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

[mollyjames]

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

[bugbugly]

ding dong dashing but it’s just me sending a dm, getting a response, and then not continuing the conversation

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[nightfeverfever]

murder isn't okay however sometimes your friends have REALLY bad parents

[mythmagicetc]

jamie is the guy roy and keeley saw from across the bar and liked his vibe but he’s also the child they blame for their divorce and i think that’s really beautiful

[clytemnestraaa]

the idea of irredeemable media is so funny lol. this tv show is damned it’s going to tv show hell someday and there’s nothing anybody can do about it

[princessmo]

blogging away again in tumblritaville

[saltoncity]

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

[rozanovshane]

[persianmom]

I think i’m my own dead wife

[clairenovvak]

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts