just tryna graduate

betsy : 20 : she/her : send me pics of ur dogs

[animalwoonz]

[tallwife]

rewatching these movies also helps you appreciate how fucking FUNNY malfoy is. here’s an 11 year old. he likes to monologue and he’s evil

[tallwife]

me when im 11 and evil

[valtsv]

the best hamlets are hamlets played by women because only a woman can deliver the line “i am very proud, revengeful, ambitious” as it’s intended to be spoken no you cannot change my mind

[gentlytamping]

also! he stops being pretty misogynistic and instead it’s internalised misogyny - there’s nothing as gut-wrenching and honest as watching a woman say the “frailty, thy name is woman” line/get thee to a nunnery speech/get angry at her mother

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

[dreaming-shark]

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

[ailithnight]

A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfortable cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really “encroaching on another’s territory”. You wouldn’t say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It’s just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation.

Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a Lowes or Home Depot, that’s where chaos will reign. Being adapted to a far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club.

[chequerootlurks]

As a former timber-harvester… I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. But highly improbable in actuality.

Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together.

This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the LogBoss.

A “pack” of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a LogBoss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory.

Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory.

One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs.

Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch.

Getting a “pack” of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok. If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred.

Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware ecosystem. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive.

Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[egotheplanet]

MARVEL OFFICIALLY HAS EVERY CHRIS

[other-side-of-wonder]

My god they’ve done it

[bisexual-bisaster]

[mehelya]

Rhacodactylus trachycephalus

[milksshrimp]

gold

[spartathecorgi]

Wasted on food #corginstagram #corgisofinstagram #spartathecorgi #tzatzikithecorgi https://www.instagram.com/p/Br3eEpxAcJC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zl87ug1qnt43

[catchymemes]

[succulentbud]

me in ms paint realizing i can really draw anything: wow i could really draw anything

[addelburgh]

[astronautmv]

the way teenagers are presented in media is so fucking funny like u think this is how sixteen year olds speak. do u think they really communicate in dramatic monologues and deep metaphors and references to great literature. half my high school didn’t know what a metaphor was.

[crystalroca]

[backwardsampbass-deactivated201]

georgia o’keeffe meets technology?