81 my beloved

22 - any and all welcome!

[seths-jarvis]

i'm just so 🥹

[blankenbirks]

ahh yes the famous Vegas Mitch marners

[blankenbirks]

Now if the Italians don’t lock in on making that ice rink we are going to have some issues

[wannabehockeygf]

going to a UHC game this Saturday. Who's jersey should I get, Kess, Marino, or Keller? i can't choose they're all my man lmao

If Clayton’s has a C get that, if not get kesselring

[blankenbirks]

Keller jersey secured 🫣

[blankenbirks]

I need three to five business days to process Damien signing

@lukesvangelista broke the hardest news of my life

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

YOU FOUND OUT THROUGH ME?! I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY KNEW IM SO SORRY 😭😭😭

[blankenbirks]

As soon as I saw “DAMIEN???” I fucking knew it but had to check 😭😭

[blankenbirks]

I need three to five business days to process Damien signing

@lukesvangelista broke the hardest news of my life

[blankenbirks]

this will be in my nightmares

The Jorts, the blank dead stare, the hair 😵‍💫

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

Speaking of osu guys, gizmo gives off dear god by Tate McRae and Jake give of bloodonmyhands from her new album

JAKE AS BLOODONMYHANDS

YES

[blankenbirks]

Wait Joe as Miss possessive and no im not in love as Riley Thompson 👀

[blankenbirks]

Anyways got a matcha bc I’m sad and as always fuck bu

Anyways got a matcha bc im sad and fuck bu

[mhagens11]

fuck off BU

[blankenbirks]

I swear

[blankenbirks]

john larkin’s campusparc nil partnership never fails to crack me up

wait I don’t think I’ve seen it yet !! let me find it

Edit: @lukesvangelista the comments lmao

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

kris 😭

[blankenbirks]

“This makes me want to park” I can’t

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

“drive safely john larkin”

[blankenbirks]

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

also never forget joes scooter nil deal lmao

the way he’s just on the ice with it kills me

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

@blankenbirks

[blankenbirks]

[blankenbirks]

john larkin’s campusparc nil partnership never fails to crack me up

wait I don’t think I’ve seen it yet !! let me find it

Edit: @lukesvangelista the comments lmao

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

kris 😭

[blankenbirks]

“This makes me want to park” I can’t

[blankenbirks]

john larkin’s campusparc nil partnership never fails to crack me up

wait I don’t think I’ve seen it yet !! let me find it

Edit: @lukesvangelista the comments lmao

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

so true damien

@blankenbirks thank you for introducing me to this

[blankenbirks]

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

I’m still in mourning for his hair omg

no it’s actually so bad

like why did he do that

[blankenbirks]

Who do have to talk to to get it back??

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

we shall think of a plan

(someone needs to go to their game on thursday and verbally abuse him until he knows to never buzz his hair again)

[blankenbirks]

put up a sign during warmups like 🧑‍🦲🛑👎🚫 vs 🧑👼👍✅

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

“men with buzz cuts belong in prison!” and it’s just a photo of will in a jail cell

[blankenbirks]

if I leave now I should be able to make it to Ohio by Thursday

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

i say go for it

[blankenbirks]

Over a twenty hour drive to Ohio who’s with me 💀

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

I’m still in mourning for his hair omg

no it’s actually so bad

like why did he do that

[blankenbirks]

Who do have to talk to to get it back??

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

we shall think of a plan

(someone needs to go to their game on thursday and verbally abuse him until he knows to never buzz his hair again)

[blankenbirks]

put up a sign during warmups like 🧑‍🦲🛑👎🚫 vs 🧑👼👍✅

[lukesvangelista-deactivated2025]

“men with buzz cuts belong in prison!” and it’s just a photo of will in a jail cell

[blankenbirks]

if I leave now I should be able to make it to Ohio by Thursday