Everyone get more puppy now!!! Yes that includes you...come here. Yeah, right here. Good puppy! Open your mouth. Close it. Smile. See, you follow instructions so well. Means you were born to be a dog, through and through.
Oh come on, no complaining now. I can practically see your tail wagging! I know you like this. You fucking melt in my hands as I'm petting you. Wonder if I could get you to bark....c'mon c'mon, just one. One little bark. Or a woof, or however you sound, puppy. It's not embarrassing! Really, there's nothing wrong with embracing your natural self. I'll grind my knee into your puppy parts if that convinces you..... You want a treat, right? Just gotta bark......oh good puppy!! Very good. Very good indeed :)


















