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crazy-monster-design

Yokai Mokumokuren

from Shuriken Sentai Ninninger, 2015. Designed by Momoka Murata. One of the very best designed kaiju.

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thathomestar

so this is the fabled “keyboard warrior” i’ve always heard about

#a weapon to surpass metal gear

hastur

bogleech

It’s wild to think about how our blood is “made” by our bones but it’s virtually never addressed in our culture. Our skeletons are our blood making organ. That should be so important to us.

Every fictional skeleton should have blood AND bone powers.

bogleech

But birds use their bones TO BREATHE and if we did that then all the fantasy skeletons would have to have wind magic

dumbbadger

Soot tags gather after fires in areas with low circulation. They are not, as commonly believed, ash covered spider webs.

armedandgayngerous

oh, well then what the FUCK are they???

bigwordsandsharpedges

They’re made of sticky particles from a polymer or petroleum based fire, like burning carpet, drapes, upholstery, and clothes. Due to a static charge, they chain together and naturally gather near ceiling corners because the rising hot air pushes them into the cool spots by convection.

Because they’re formed by static electricity, they can only be removed with professional chemicals and equipment. Attempting to remove them improperly will only break the chain before all the soot can be captured, leaving the remaining soot to spontaneously reform the webs later. Even worse, trying to wipe or wash them away can firmly adhere the soot to your wall or ceiling, which will permanently stain it.

unclevertitle

A natural phenomena that only coincidentally resembles the damned webs of transdimensional ghost spiders.

firebirdeternal

I knew I’d seen this impeccable fashion sense somewhere before

whitepeopletwitter

#that was the one single funny thing in that supposed comedy movie

peppermintbee

* I can’t go to hell. * I’m all out of vacation days.

You can’t reach the shopkeepers because the counters are too high. (But you can always threaten!)

#love this

catchymemes

copperbadge

#han is force sensitive theory confirmed

waldnsteiner

you’re standing on a life-sized map

kogebku

caffeinewitchcraft

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

madammuffins

Fyi- just in case you didn’t know.

TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?

QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.

WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what…?

GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain removed you of them? Ding ding!

ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with…?

PRO TIP - The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.

gayer-than-you

I reblogged this recently but it got better and ive been thinking and learning a lot abt love languages so

tumblunni

This is so good because i love to know how to return people’s love!

blapnkslate

CATS: be in the same room with you

podcastwizard

the best parts of mbmbam are when the brothers crack themselves up so much there’s just sounds of choked laughter and gentle weeping as one of them tries in vain to move onto the next segment but ultimately just makes a pained, squeaking sound into the mic and the whole thing lasts for like twenty seconds