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theboredvoid

there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

annahenriart

my favourite magical girl <3

pissvortex

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

ifanyonecould

@kodokudungeon

peachfromcmbyn

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

nixpunk

a-book-of-creatures

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

laterkiss

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

solardrifter

apjvff

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

cryptotheism

"You think you're informed just because you read a bunch of grainy PDFs?"

Yeah man. Reading scholarly works on a topic informs you on that topic. That's how this works.

martial-art-world

noticehow everyone was defeaated

fremulon

call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt

weenie-kun

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

princessdraconic

im a meathead! [double peace signs] i love violence and combat more than anything else in the world

fallout-lou-begas

i've been watching pchal's Platinum Kaizo nuzlocke stream highlights at work and i'm a really big fan of the part where he forcefems his male Combee (because maxing out the Beauty stat in this mod lets you evolve it into a female Vespiquen regardless of the Combee's gender)

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