sippin dr perky

29 years old - cishet chainmail - i just be chillin!

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[sacred-portal]

[targetedknowledge]

[joeyclaire]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[cilantrhoes]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[gliscor]

[februarytrash]

[kushblazer666]

[deodorantdenier]

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

[the-timewatcher]

like this

[prokopetz]

You need to understand that twenty years ago this was considered the pinnacle of online culture.

[dogpuppy]

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[flipchild]

Need to cancel my fucking midnight & 1am joke subscription

[kushblazer666]