Lady Astrid, Dryad of the Tower Grove

she/fae? 26, tgirl as in fuck you, makes out with my queer friends. Very horny blog, lots of boobs.

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

yeah girls usually whine and moan in their friends' ears. you know, while they desperately hump their legs?

[marktankovic]

If you are against diy hrt, I fear you can't call yourself a trans ally, and should check your privilege

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[bloomcrys]

Why the fuck not

[skinth1n]

mr bagel do your thing

[strawberry-lemonade]

I HOPE THEY TELL ME I’M GONNA BE BURNED AT THE STAKE

[trashy-artist-here-deactivated2]

Alright

[pridepotatoz]

Alrighty then- bagel don’t let me down!

[takisdaddy]

Titty

[stup1d-idi0t-deactivated2021092]

Luv u bagel

[yanderefantasies]

Help sidhjdjhfjf

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Last time I visited my gf I "charged" her ten kisses for something, and she straddled me, pulled me in and started making out with me for like 15 seconds before pulling back and saying "one" and I didnt even have time to fully process the implications before she was back in for the second kiss and uh... well I dont remember much of the next 10 minutes other than an overwhelming sense of happiness and my face burning red >/////<

[inthejunipergrove]

Omg haiiiiii! You're so cute! Do you wanna take edibles and use me as a sex toy for a few hours?

[blapor]

Yes I really do ;3

[pawbeanies]

yeahh i could just never really understand the "fucked stupid" trope i mean there's no way someone could go so hard you forget how to form words! it's just not realistic. now if you want to come over here and prove me wrong i'm all up for it but i highly doubt it. but again if you're really set on proving me wrong my door is open and unlocked and here are my coordinates. if you're interested

[kisseism]

dry humping? what's that wet spot on your underwear then

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[lightbulb-warning]

many such foolish cases :)

[princessdraconic]

im just not really convinced with, look here in your bio, where you've written "guy, i guess", like that's not. i dont believe you

[elierlick]

I don’t usually post about acquisitions from the NYC Trans Archives, but this one is too cool not to share. We recently obtained 1 of the 2 known remaining copies of the censored 1933 German booklet “Wie erlange ich eine vollendete Büste?” (“How do I achieve a perfect bust?”). It advertises an early estrogen compound using a patient who was assigned male at birth.

The text shows that not only were hormones readily available to trans people in the 1930s, but actively advertised to them. Nazis targeted this specific book in the 1930s, leaving only a few copies left in existence. This text, along with hundreds of other rare trans books, zines, and ephemera, will be available for viewing next year when NYCTA opens to the public.

[lonelyroommp3]

REALLLLL

[reliableslimegal]

“Do you think it will fit?” you ask hesitantly. Staring at her, you can’t lie and say you hadn’t dreamed of something like this. You just didn’t think it’d be so…

“I need to be inside you, I don’t care,” her slime was barely able to get out the words as you heard the feral desperation in her voice. It was like your slime girlfriend had become a monster and was just barely holding herself back from ripping into you.

Tentacles had already started to form along her body and latch onto your limbs but she still locked eyes with you, waiting for you to give the green light. All you could manage as the situation became more and more real was a shaky “Please.”

Within seconds, she had descended into a feral monster slime, using appendages to hold you down so tight you couldn’t move an inch. Her hands, or the parts that used to be, began tearing away your clothes. Your breasts being pulled out from underneath the mess of a ripped outfit became toys to the slime girl.

The sensation of so many hands and limbs touching you, playing with you, reducing you to a simple item of pleasure to her. It felt exhilarating. You could feel her entire preseance over you. The tentacle that snaked its way between your legs could barely be registered, until it slipped into you.

You let out a gasp that was instantly covered by what was left of your slime girlfriend’s head pressing into yours. Her slime kissing you over and over, cramming a faux tongue into your mouth. The slime below snaked deeper inside you and your whimpers and gasps as you became filled were drowned out by the ooze.

The final thought you had before you slipped into ecstasy was how much you realized you never were in control.

[homunculus-argument]

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

[localcryptidsteg]

Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work