kitty swag

jasper, he/she/they LGBTQ (all of them at once), 23 yrs old, erratic poster, pothead trekkie, autistic slut, feline girlboy, disabled parking pass carrier trans bi flag in icon from maxpawb

[jasperwocky]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[jasperwocky]

take me down to the cum blast city where i'll fuck your ass and i'll grab your titty

[jasperwocky]

wish they treated porn a little more like serious media i'm always like who was on sound design for this bullshit

[jasperwocky]

and where are the god damn closed caption regulations. let the hearing impaired masturbate!!!

[rokkazu]

my life is fine if i just ignore a bunch of shit

[jasperwocky]

wish they treated porn a little more like serious media i'm always like who was on sound design for this bullshit

[jasperwocky]

SPECIAL SKILL: Jury-Rig Strap-On

[marisatomay]

The shooter was probably some Mormon fundy who trained in illegal militias all his life and could make that shot from 600 feet and hated Kirk for reasons far more baffling and contradictory than the basic political spectrum can possible explain and in the 4 hours the Feeb was interrogating that old man he slipped up to northern Idaho where he will never be caught

[marisatomay]

Like not to put too fine a point on it and no disrespect to the American left-of-center but the types of people who can hit a target with pinpoint accuracy at 200 yards are not attending local DSA meetings and canvassing for abortion rights with their mom

[jasperwocky]

i still miss you patricia taxxon... gone but not forgotten

[dragongirlbunny]

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

[somethingsomethingwizard]

willy wonka creation

[angelicguy]

yeah he was cool man we used to make him take bigger dabs than he was comfortable with saying dont worry dude we have a cold soda waiting for you go go go and his eyes would be watering and shit looked like he was gonna throw up and shit and then we'd both go NO SODA!! NO SODA!! and hit him on the back and chase him around. yeah I had no idea about that, how'd he die?

[jasperwocky]

i always do this stop and look back and forth in front of the men's and women's room, just so any onlookers know, "hey, i'm confused too. i just gotta pee"

[jasperwocky]

beyond me that anyone takes the time to debate whether the bible and the stories therein are true. there's exactly one argument to the bible and it's "why the fuck on earth would that be the case?"

[ouppygirlpaws]

🦠 #my crobe

[jasperwocky]

he took my fucking newports

[justsomeguycore]

knock knock

[dismembered-jackalope]

who's there

[justsomeguycore]

deez

[dismembered-jackalope]

sigh

deez who ?

[justsomeguycore]

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

[purplespacekitty]

obsessed with this coy, intimidating little glance up through his eyelashes. he’s like “hmmm, shall i be cunning and silver-tongued and devious? shall i slay? yes, i think i shall.”