C.Q. Cumber gave me a cake

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[slicksquid]

when can we expect to see a resurgence in weapon blogs

[blastersloveblog]

never again..

[adiodont]

c. q.

[adiodont]

and yes i know i’ve drawn this before but it’s fun to make new people see it

[birdsareblooming]

I think by "detested" the sea cucumber anon meant the litol blue shit that constantly blows you up. If so I agree with them

OH

disagreed I love that guy, peak character design. Just put a hat on a cucumber

[blastersloveblog]

CQ DEFENDERS RISE

[mudm0uth]

playing splatterscope

[blastersloveblog]

getting 14 splats in one match with clash blaster and have someone from the other team switch over to also clash blaster

justblasterthings

[mudm0uth]

Commander Tartar from Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion is Joker kin

[soshinee]

AND THIS BUT NOW GIVE HIM DUALIES AND LET HIM KILL

[blastersloveblog]

blasters confirmed for splatoon 3! and new design for ranged blaster

[arachnidsgrrip]

What do squids and kids keep as pets in the Splatoon world?

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There’s a picture in Splatoon 2’s art book of a jellyfish walking what appears to be a sea slug on a leash. This is amusing for several reasons but the most interesting one to me is that it implies C.Q. Cumber is equivalent to a talking dog

[arachnidsgrrip]

I thought it would be weird if they kept sea cucumbers as pets because C.Q. seems to be pretty smart. (Smart enough to talk at least) and something about that feels wrong.

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

Now that I think about it, if I recall correctly, Cuttlefish does say something about him being “a talking sea slug” which implies they don’t normally talk, so I think the implication is that yes, in fact, C.Q. is basically a talking dog

[squiffer-propaganda]

ALL WEAPON TYPES ARE GOOD

shooters are CLASSIC

rollers are POWERFUL

chargers are RESPECTABLE

dualies are AWESOME

sloshers are FUN

splatlings are INTIMIDATING

blasters

brellas are UNIQUE

brushes are SPONTANEOUS

make sure to appreciate ALL weapon types!!

[blastersloveblog]

stfu 😔

[zhuanghongru]

1400 year old ginkgo tree.

 地點：陝西省西安市古觀音禪寺 

Photography: Han Fei

[mudm0uth]

real life ink strike

[hyrule-geographic]

Do you think people who main clash blasters and undercover brellas know they only do that cause they're not that great...

[blastersloveblog]

aw did someone lose at splatoon :^(

[hyrule-geographic]

aw can someone not aim :^(

[blastersloveblog]

me, a dumbass: all weapons have strenghts and weaknesses, meaning if you find yourself losing a lot to one weapon that's an indicator of your own inability to adapt your playstyle according to the enemies weapons.

you, intellectual: clash blaster and undercover brella broken :^(

[hyrule-geographic]

Do you think people who main clash blasters and undercover brellas know they only do that cause they're not that great...

[blastersloveblog]

aw did someone lose at splatoon :^(

[shoot-and-swim-ab]

Blaster series individual version phone wallpapers, enjoy!

Altogether ver. - Individual ver.

** If you’re using my art in the internet please remember to credit me, thank you!

[blastersloveblog]

wow happy splatoon day i guess

[blastersloveblog]

who are these clowns using clear dapple dualies on team chaos. get your aesthetics in order

[booyahback]

anyway sizzling hot take, i really dont understand narrative-wise why anyone would choose team order. if what they said was true and the winning team will determine the future of inkopolis, does a world strictly disciplined with predetermined paths for everyone really seem like the right way to go?

inkling and octoling culture as a whole revolves around change. they always embrace the new and unexpected. and its clear that their attitudes are based on punk culture, a culture that always goes against the status quo, and against strict authority. with a mindset like that already in place in inkopolis, why would anyone choose a future thats the exact opposite of what they were fighting for the whole time?

especially the octolings. they worked so hard to escape and finally be free of octavios control, so why on earth would they choose to be strictly controlled again?

and like i get it, peace and stuff, but what good is that peace if its all you have? not the slightest bit of risk, and no sign of individuality. just strict, helicopter-like authority and conformist junk. that doesnt sound like a world any inkling or octoling would want to live in.

[booyahback]

🤔

[blastersloveblog]

i actually agree that "no sign of individuality. just strict, helicopter-like authority and conformist junk" is stretching "unwavering discipline, [...] path toward promised future is straight and well-paved" to an absurd length. "straight and well-paved" does not necessarily mean 'predetermined'.

if pearl gets to define team chaos as 'wanting things to change every day' as opposed to anarchy and the complete loss of civility, the team order should not be described as wanting a totalitarian hive-mind society.

we could stretch 'ever shifting blur of boundaries and borders' and 'only path through the confusion is that which you carve out for yourself' in a similar fashion to be akin to the post-societal mad max.

i think pearl and marinas takes on the theme are sensible and actually applicable to the inkopolitan society, bc after all, the actual outcomes of the splafests seem to have very little consequence on everyday inkoplis life.