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I don’t know if I should acknowledge what’s happening behind me , or completely ignore it

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@iguanamouth

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imagine what the kakuna and beedrill evolutions look like

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Pledge your allegiance to Team Callie or Team Marie with this nifty printable alternative box art!

UPDATE: Eagle-eyed supporters of Team Marie spotted a huge mistake on the alternate box art we posted earlier. The spine of the boxart was accidentally a purple squid, which should in fact be a green squid, as well as an errant purple drop shadow. This has been corrected below. We suspect our intern Milton thought he was being sneaky with his Callie bias. If you are supporting Team Marie, please feel free to download the *correct* art. And for best results, print on legal-sized paper.

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Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal. Tali loves the fridge. I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in. She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can. Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there. And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water. I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else. And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight. So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

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Fridge cat just got weirder. Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous. I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree. But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out. But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of. She’s soaking wet now, and very content.

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I told Tali she was famous. She and her stuffed husky celebrated.

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This is the kind of content I joined for

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Can Tali and I hang out sometime

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what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

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whats sad is that im not even that terribly tall yet i still manage to hit my head on something daily

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todays the day

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call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it

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DON’T DRAG ME LIKE THIS

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@kingduck303

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When My Uncle, who’s completely deaf, was about 17, he got in a heated argument with my great aunt, his mother. They were furiously signing back and forth. Suddenly they both stopped and started laughing and laughing. My great aunt had accidentally signed, “Don’t you yell at me.”