Born a Geek

My name is Mal and I'm a huge nerd. I am a 35 year old sometimes college student majoring in History. I love video games, board games, tabletop RPGs, comics, reading, film/television, podcasts, history, astronomy, and pretty much any and all things geeky. I occasionally reblog risqué content (I use the tag 'NSFT') so only followers 18+ please. He/Him. Major Fandoms: Destiny 2, Mass Effect, Critical Role, Dispatch, D&D, The Magnus Archives, The Adventure Zone, and Marvel Rivals Minor Fandoms: Pathfinder (the RPG), Stardew Valley, Batman/DC comics, The Dresden Files, the MCU, Apex Legends, Indy Neidell / Time Ghost History, Overwatch, Persona, Resident Evil, Cyberpunk 2077, and Homestuck on the major holidays :p Tags: Pictures of Me (and my cat) Some of my favorite posts I tag model, actor/actress, and cosplayer names. I try to tag fandoms as well when I remember to.

[jaykaycreates]

Anima Vitae, Bringers of Light

Drew me and my friends characters for our DnD campaign run by @trans-emet-selch

[bi-accident]

Ice cream bread - 1978

[official-bread-posts]

Official Bread Post

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[a-tiddy-ninja]

Kanna finally gets a smart phone

[molly-shears]

[sm-sniper3]

[bizarreauhavre]

Elodie Antoine, (velvet mushroom sofa).

[deltagalacticdaydreamer]

I'm gonna be so normal about next year guys

[mythicfictionist]

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

[mythicfictionist]

reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost

[sm-sniper3]

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[bubblegumdefect]

[nighthaunting]

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

[beesmygod]

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

[neutral-wizard]

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

[its-grape-juice-i-swear]

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

[luckyspike]

Im doing my annual mri training today! Happy The Magnet Is Always On day!

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[perfectday1972]

[wishingformemoria]

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

[wishingformemoria]

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

[andre-30008]