squidward titpoles

riley i smell like... beef she/her

[halsighon11110101001]

nothing is embaressing anymore it's all literally so fine

[1995lahaine]

“before you came into my life i missed you so bad” is a raw fucking line and the world just passed it off as bubblegum pop nonsense... what the fuck

[grgrn-ghanghus]

are we not all camgirls in a mass surveillance state

[twentythousandvolts]

i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????

[1857-m-deactivated20150228]

I haven’t met all of me yet.

[f-uukk]

What a lovely and terrifying thought all at the same time

[froglit]

imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho

[froglit]

i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

[tinynebula]

bong joo ho being like "the oscars are just a local award show" and then winning all the most prestigious categories has massive dick energy

[jonathan-byers-remade]

this is bong joon ho’s world and we’re just living in it

[screenshotsofdespair]

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

I am not bound by mortal rules, hold my beer

[fireproofs]

dream job?

i simply do not dream of labor

[dojacat]

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

nobody:

men in the 70s:

[kitty]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Me: I hate boys!

Boy: hi

Me:

[candelawarren]

THIS IS SO EXPLICIT

[hydrattan]

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

[anras-blog]

[im-awkwardly-here]

we need to talk about shrek more