In Heroes We Trust

"The price of freedom is high; it always has been... And it's a price I'm willing to pay. And if I'm the only one, then so be it, but I'm willing to bet I'm not." Kelly. She/her pronouns. Ace of hearts. The username's not a reference to weed. :P If I stop posting for a long time, then I've finally gotten locked out of my account due to the forced password resets of May 2016 and I'll be over at the astraguardian url.

[shelgon]

Pokemon GO is finally here. Following the game’s announcement last September, it’s now starting to live.

Currently, Pokemon GO is up on the Google Store for Android devices here. Note that it’s not yet live on iOS. Additionally, we’re hearing that the app has not yet been made available in all territories like the United States, but we’ll keep you updated as the situation develops.

Source: nintendoeverything.com

[cute-overload]

[unimpressedcats]

the ol’ razzle dazzle 

[feastings-old]

save them

[all-that-is-pokemon]

[all-that-is-pokemon]

everyone started reblogging this again and it’s not even Christmas 

[fernlets-deactivated20190714]

#what are you talking about dont you know christmas starts on november 1st

[digg]

FUCK YES GRANDPA UNMUTE THIS SHIT

[dogparty420-deactivated20180708]

GO OFF

[gemmaroses]

[ficklefandoms]

This does a good job at showing how ridiculously free-for-all and confusing WWI was.

[she-s-a-shy-one]

The historical accuracy here, as a History major, makes me weep tears of joy.

[joyseeker56-deactivated20181214]

*Cries of laughter*

[theoryofmerp]

A history major this made me extremely amused. This is beautifully accurate. 

[musicalhell]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[inkspot-fox]

Russia gets thrown through a plate glass window, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change

I’m dying.

[miraculouslylazybug]

About the ML requests?? Could you please draw adrien/nino friendship stuff or some marinette/plagg interaction? Thank you

Hey there!! I went with the marinette/plagg interaction! 

While Adrien is frantically searching for plagg in every cheese store in paris, (do they have those there? we do in the netherlands but idk about france) Marinette spends some quality time with plagg. (probably making him fancy outfits)

[chouxli]

he had it framed and still smiles whenever he sees it

[kingcheddarxvii]

American Sorting Hat, which is just a beat up baseball cap: aight bro by the most righteous magics bestowed upon me i’ve scoped out ur brain and ur house is uh….. DRAGON ALPHA SIGMA DONG!!! lol

wizard bros of dragon alpha sigma dong: YOOOOOOOOOOOO 

freshman wizard: *crowdsurfs*

[kingcheddarxvii]

freshman wizard, later that night: guys? it’s 4 AM where are you going

wizard bro of dragon alpha sigma dong: shh go back to sleep bro. we’re just goin up the hill to TP ilvermorny lol

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[memewhore]

[biff-donderglutes]

???????????????

[ewanmrozny]

Girl pizzas have arms

[shards-of-divinity]

If there had been pizza-titties I would’ve yelled.

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Those poor bastards.

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

Greg Appreciation Post

He’s a rock star

He doesn’t listen to gross sexist assholes

He loved Rose so much

He is such a great father to Steven

He works hard at the car wash so he can provide for Steven and The Crystal Gems (which might also explain why he lives in his van)

Greg is a great dad who always looks out for Steven and overall is very sweet and his life hasn’t been easy and everyone should be nice to him

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

I think what I love most about Greg is that none of his life is set up as a joke. 

Think about it - how many TV dads have you seen with Greg’s problems, or problems like them? He’s half a Homer Simpson or a Matt Foley. Balding, overweight, washed up musician, runs a car wash, lives in a van. In any other show, those would be the gags about Greg - haha, he’s bald, he’s broke, he’s going nowhere, haha - jokes made at him, not by him. He’d be sidelined as an incompetent, overweight dunce. He’d be comedy relief, not a father figure.

Steven Universe’s writing shines because it doesn’t frame or treat Greg that way. Instead he’s a genuinely great person, chipper and musical. He’s a huge part of his son’s story - supporting Steven even in his own awful living situation, doing everything he can to help the cause, despite being an average joe with no super powers. He’ll crack a self-deprecating line about his poverty or his hairline every now and again, but those are jokes coming from him, fully aware and accepting of how he must appear to the world. Greg’s not dumb, he’s not unaware, and he’s not selfish. He’s not an alcoholic, he’s not a deadbeat. He’s just a big, happy 1980s kid, who’s been through a lot.

He loved his wife. And he loves his son. And he’ll do whatever he can to chip in and help save the world, even if he has to do it from the back of a dirty old fuckin’ van. Would that we could all have dads - be dads - as amazing as Greg.

[doppelgender]

got banned from my last dungeons & dragons campaign for insisting that paladin was pronounced like paula deen

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[sizvideos]

[gunrunnersarsenal]

are you fucking kidding me….

[theultimatechoice]

*throws a jigglypuff amiibo into a bathtub*

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