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catlips001

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

battebitch-deactivated20200410

what was yesterday, cat?

catlips001

I’m not missing it this year.

starscream-moved-blog

tomorrow’s the big day

weloveshortvideos

jinkeu

What wrong wif him

creature-unlimited

Nothing, he’s perfect

imaginarycircus

turn on the sound for the love of all that is holy and good in this world

unclefather

cats just. are like that sometimes

hyrule-geographic

Anyone got the homer Simpson pic that look like this??? Cant find it anywhere

me9anium-deactivated20201027

Sort of like this?

hyrule-geographic

Yesyesyes that’s so close maybe thats from the same episode? Homer’s much more calm tho

camjamclassic

hyrule-geographic

THATS THE BITCH

buzzfeed

Ed O’Neill Didn’t Realize He Took A Picture With Britney Spears Until A Day Later

mammamia-kalokairidrift

I have this theory that Britney is one of those celebrities who can like… turn it on, nd can choose to have that aura about her, and when she doesn’t want to be ~Britney Spears~ she can just turn it off again

foxhack

I saw this comment and had to reblog it. She really does. After the therapy she went through a few years back (because of all the messed up things she had happen to her growing up), she’s a regular mom who also happens to be a musical superstar.

Look at her in the photo. She doesn’t even look like glamorous. She looks like… a thirty-ish year old mom who sits down and watches Ed O’Neill on TV every week after helping her kids do homework. Perfectly average.

And that’s a good thing. I’m glad she’s happy now.

libertybill

Britney is the best.

petermorwood

This rang a bell, and that bell was a story told by Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn Monroe’s personal photographer Milton Greene:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that.

So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’

I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it.

I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her.

I had never seen anything like it before.”

I’ve seen some elaborated descriptions of what she did -

“…taking off the headscarf and opening her coat to thrust out her chest, she went into the MM sashay, and within half a minute was surrounded by a baying mob of fans and autograph hunters…”

…but I think that’s been added for effect and the original was much more subtle, what another comment called “the aura” and a combination of posture projection that doesn’t need makeup or costume.