FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
tomorrow’s the big day
What wrong wif him
Nothing, he’s perfect
turn on the sound for the love of all that is holy and good in this world
cats just. are like that sometimes
Anyone got the homer Simpson pic that look like this??? Cant find it anywhere
Sort of like this?
Yesyesyes that’s so close maybe thats from the same episode? Homer’s much more calm tho
THATS THE BITCH
Ed O’Neill Didn’t Realize He Took A Picture With Britney Spears Until A Day Later
I have this theory that Britney is one of those celebrities who can like… turn it on, nd can choose to have that aura about her, and when she doesn’t want to be ~Britney Spears~ she can just turn it off again
I saw this comment and had to reblog it. She really does. After the therapy she went through a few years back (because of all the messed up things she had happen to her growing up), she’s a regular mom who also happens to be a musical superstar.
Look at her in the photo. She doesn’t even look like glamorous. She looks like… a thirty-ish year old mom who sits down and watches Ed O’Neill on TV every week after helping her kids do homework. Perfectly average.
And that’s a good thing. I’m glad she’s happy now.
Britney is the best.
This rang a bell, and that bell was a story told by Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn Monroe’s personal photographer Milton Greene:
“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that.
So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’
I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it.
I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her.
I had never seen anything like it before.”
I’ve seen some elaborated descriptions of what she did -
“…taking off the headscarf and opening her coat to thrust out her chest, she went into the MM sashay, and within half a minute was surrounded by a baying mob of fans and autograph hunters…”
…but I think that’s been added for effect and the original was much more subtle, what another comment called “the aura” and a combination of posture projection that doesn’t need makeup or costume.
A tall man who thinks being 6'4" is a personality: I’m 6'4" Me, leaving them on read:
Yeah but I haven’t needed a claw to reach the top shelf since I was 7 so stay mad about it shrimp
And I haven’t needed a 6'4" man since I got my reaching claw.
Went straight for their kneecaps on that one
reddit horror:
“impossibly wide smile”
“i noped the fuck out of there”
“im a rational, atheist man but i-
I Found Bingo The Murder Clown on the Deep Web and now He’s Hunting Me Down Like an Animal (part 1/47)
There were no survivors.
if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes
ambivert comics
bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him
This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud
I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”
I’m thinking about him again…
Can you believe this
Guess who I’m thinking about
I'm fucking dying someone please make a Pink Panther-style crime comedy about this
perfect
tfw u leave ur furbies in the car w ur parents
my poor dad
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it