macklin celebrini has autism
if i look back, i am lost
noise dept.
Love Begins
#extradirty
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we're not kids anymore.
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Show & Tell
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The Bowery Presents
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@gunrunnersarsenal
THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU???
supremely impressed by the fact that the pumpkins are actually lipsynced to the music
This is a good example of what my brain looks like inside.
IT GOES ON FOR TWO MINUTES??????
They were likely forced to turn it off by the city. People have done similar stuff with XMas lights in the past and it causes major traffic problems.
howdy!
edit: of course they said howdy back!
its payment for every weeb who goes to japan and thinks anime is real
I got fined for forgetting to scan my ticket while riding a train in france, and after the officer left, the guy sitting across from me got very serious and said "shit... happens" then looked so proud of himself when I smiled at that.
im proud of him too
I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it’s just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.
Justice, one year old, discovering a great truth: ball is life
First the walls are see through then the giant thing just fkn grabs you and walks around with you. What a day.
That hawk had the expression of a cosmic horror protagonist two pages off from the end of the story, and for more or less the same reasons.
“You GRAB Tobias, Like the Football?”
i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?
It’s a really, really good hospital drama
I’m so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M’s Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced
I’m glad to see the ancient art of vidding is alive and well.
shotgun drama
The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters. The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.
I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4
The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.
Sauron.
Isildur
Deagol
Sméagol
Bilbo
Frodo
Samwise
I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds
He held it for the rest of of his life!
[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.
From the ring’s perspective:
1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.
2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.
3. What the fuck is you?
4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.
5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.
6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop.
7. FUCK
8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally.
9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt*
you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!
[ID: Tumblr tags that read: (edited for readability) “you can almost feel sorry for the Ring. like it does what it was made to do. it literally has one job. and it just keeps getting passed from hobbit to hobbit. like ANY OTHER SPECIES WOULD BE FINE. but no. it just keeps getting more of these impervious bastards. and each one is more virtuous and less vulnerable than the last. it gets all the way back to Mordor. and it can’t even pull its ‘slip off the finger’ trick. because all the bastards keep it on a CHAIN. this is ring cruelty”. /End ID.]
Woke up this morning to the atonal wailing of a children's choir accompanied by a deep-voiced man chanting rhythmically about the economy in French.
Mr. Prokopetz, you really need to find a new radio station to wake up to unless you want this to keep happening.
I've learned that the only way I can reliably avoid sleeping through my alarm is to ensure whatever comes on is sufficiently perplexing that I wake myself up trying to figure out what the fuck I'm listening to.
#thought this was like. a welcome to night vale joke. (via @princess-catboy)
No, CBC Radio is genuinely like that.
It really is. One day I woke up to a song with the refrain "I'm in love with the tentacles" and the next day it was about bananas.
The banana song has been lost to the annals of time, but I remembered enough of the tentacles song to find it again:
https://youtu.be/QYALg0CKXX4
It's pretty catchy.
Hey, @thedenofravenpuff , tentacle love song.
Inktober day 4: “Curse”
I’m not seeing the problem
well, the armour was probably expensive....
Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them
if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this
getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden
in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated
first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it
a clean Tumblr url should look like this
blog safely
Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw
You can do this with a lot of other sites' and services' share links, too.
Spotify...
Youtube...
Etsy...
In most links, there's gonna be a ? or a & and everything after that is unnecessary to actually get to the site you want. Look how much shorter it makes the link, too.
There's no reason these companies need to know all about which of your friends found a page because you, personally, linked them to it. Delete that junk.
The funniest tweets in Twitter history, part 2
Some true gold in these
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The Tornadic Beast
art trade with @eisly
thats the one from centaur world, right?
Don't miss a wire
holy shit
transcription: “dude if he fucks up mac and che- … GARFIELD? GARFIELD!? NO! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? BEEL GATES? NO, wuh-WAIT, THAT’S MY GAMECUBE YOU BITCH!!!! huoAHWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? hWAIT NO GARFIELD IS ON FIRE… DIO! NO! WH
The transcript could not have possibly prepared me for the actual video
classic joel
Controversial opinion, but I don't think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes.
Strong Bad, probably
u go to clown jail instead.
