" so i was asked to leave my modern literature class because some douche actually tried to argue with me that ‘ comic books aren’t literature. ‘ like what kind of archaic sentiment? “ the ginger rambled on, happily plopping down in one of the empty seats at the cafe. “ they have a plot you know? good vs evil, and that whole inner demons deal? superheroes have a HELL of a battle in every issue. but that’s not even the worst of it, he tried to tell me that iron man could take on bruce wayne… like what kind of blasphemy? it would be like pitting harry potter with edward cullen, just too much of an insult. anyway are you gonna finish that? or can i have a go at it? “ she finished, an expectant look on her features simply waiting for the go ahead from the person sitting beside her.
he gives himself to the count of ten before he begins speaking – it’s a method he’d learned in an impromptu anger management class he’d taken after he’d almost beaten another dealer to death, but it always helped reign in the madness when he could feel himself preparing to snap. strangers assuming they could engage in a conversation with him always managed to draw the anger out of him, jaw setting harshly & doing nothing to ease the discomfort from the night before which he planned to escape by having a quiet coffee in the cafe. ‘ finish it ? yeah. think the whole fuckin’ idea of buying a beverage is to finish it YOURSELF. go buy your own shit and approach people a little more quietly next time. fuck. ’
[ zoey 101 vc ] are u ready ?? … yikEs okie dokie this is my messy intro post so u pretty peaches can get to know my uglie child blaise. - tbh i’m just preparing u for him because #godcomplex anyway…. .. here we go. so hey it’s meme britt ur neighborhood smol bean and i’m v v excited to be here like hot dog u have no idea the thrill high i’m buzzing on rn i’m just sfdhig o k anyways onto the person ur actually here to read abt aka the one and only blaise eugene rolando jensen…. the third……
• so blaise is a person, am i rite? ( u don’t know how fucking tempted i was to just leave it at that tbh but i promise im not a straight up savage cuz i’m not straight ……. or a savage ) anyway, uh, if u want the short & simple answer: he’ll fite anyone if someone riles him up and he’s an uber driver by day but burg dealer by night. cool beans ? cool beans.
• now if u’re in it for the long haul, lemme tell u a thing. ( this ) is him on the outside but ( this ) is him on the inside, u feel. he thinks he’s invincible ( but it’s a fake af god complex and just a facade ) and nothing can hurt him and i’m a man. but is literally a lil bean that needs to be held but will let no one hold him. try. i dare you.
• oH and bc of the lack of nurturing love in his life, blaise was just a lil hellraiser and grew up to embrace his lunacy persona rather than hide away and bottle it all up. he found sufficient enough ‘love’ in the beds of various girls/guys his age & older women (lbr he has major mommy issues) bc that’s all he ever rly knew i mean???? he doesn’t understand what real love is bc he’s never been exposed to it like….it’s unnatural to him idk but ANYWAY so he was a lil shit / the most melodramatic fucker to exist tbH
• blaise isn’t straight lmfao he’ll fck anything that breathes his pansexual ass doesnt care. but for the sake of it all, he’ll platonically suck a bro off and say no homo after. do with that what u will. ohhh alsO he thinks he’s amazing in bed and will do anything to prove u otherwise ( hey, maybe he is. maybe he isn’t. u’ll just have to find out. )
• he’s also a hOE – like he’s so horny that he’s probs put his dick in a bag of cheetos at some point lxjnlkjdlkd
• speaking of school. ( we weren’t but. ) high school was just mediocre grades. not horrible, not the best. got into an okay college that i have yet to think of or find. his major, u ask? his dumb ass hasn’t decided on a major yet but he probs never will cuz his life is on a downward spiral soo…. ..funnily enough, he’s obsessed with the v/h/s films tho. and he’s all about filming things on his iphone and archiving them on his laptop. so far it mostly consists of parties, nighttime illegal activities and his sexual endeavors bc he’s a provocative lil nugget whOOPs.
if u read all of this then ur a trooper n i like that ! anyway like this and i’ll falcon-punch my way into ur ims to plot! or u know!! just hit ur girl up whichever!! xx
wow edit: if u haven’t read it ( lmfao i dont blame u ) i’ll just summarize it for ya: he’s a flighty motherfucker and will fight anyone. especially those who hurt the ones he cares about most. but lol that isn’t many people so like. he’ll fight on a dare. he’ll fight if u piss him off or annoy him. so like. don’t do it and u won’t get ~smacked~
