My 43 year old son just attempted the "eat 5 cans of dog food and shit in your sink challenge". Literally anything but getting a job and leaving me alone.
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My 43 year old son just attempted the "eat 5 cans of dog food and shit in your sink challenge". Literally anything but getting a job and leaving me alone.
You're going to have to tie me down and surgically attach extra ribs if you're tired of seeing me suck my own dick.
Dudes don't even ask you if they can hit the datura pen anymore, they just look at you like this:
God pulled over at a sobriety checkpoint and blew a Bristol Stool Chart 7. Can't pay alimony from jail lmoa. My hog faced ex wife can get bent.
How some of y'all will be reacting when your time comes and you realize you're not reaching the pearly gates of gods kingdom.
Kitten, come back. I'm sorry for mansplaining the Arctic Monkeys last night.
people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude
People really be like "I'm bored" when leaving various animal bones and pictures of the devil on your libcuck neighbor Ken's doorstep is actually free.
My lush died not even 10 minutes into my lunch at The Roadhouse and now I'm just here sitting with straight up stuff in me . Halfway into the saddest rack of ribs with a cold ass half wiped, I could die right now and couldn't be happier. Fuck you for suggesting this.
My body is a machine that turns 20 beers into my hog faced wife wanting a divorce.
No pride this month, just a dude named Pants.
If the woke left had their way, his name would be Pronouns O'Toole.
Just got my Preparation H class lawsuit check, if you're on birth control, come over and let daddy whisper sweet nothings into your pork wallet while he's still feeling generous.
#paypig #DM
Bitch wife is out of town. Any hot gash wanna come over and bounce on daddy's throbbing uncut pork loin.
My brain dead trophy wife just found out about name brand orange juice.
#cigarman, #cigar, #smoking
Tell me about your most recent bowel movement
You're not my fucking doctor and if you were I wouldn't be getting no damn woke vaccine and if I would you asking me on here would be a HIPPO violation and I don't want none of that estrogen bullshit they pack it with. Google Project Northwoods and you might learn yourself. Do not ask me this again.
How do I tell my wife's hairdresser I want her to get this cut without showing this picture. Don't judge, I need this for me.