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Heres all of them together!!!!!

The patterns for all of them are all free to use, just tag me if you make something with them! I hope you all like them, and Happy Stitching!💜💙💛❤

Donatellos Pattern

Leonardos Pattern

Michaelangelos Pattern

Raphaels Pattern

#bleepblops art #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #donatello #leonardo #cross stitch #mikey #raphael #cross stitch pattern #i hope you all like the comic book background too #i figured they all could use a proper photoshoot since the og pictures looked a lil worse for wear

wouldyoueatthisfood

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 6 days 22 hours

Food: Japanese takoyaki

Ingredients: dashi granules, water, eggs, soy sauce, flour, rice flour, baking powder, vegetable oil, octopus, ginger, green onions, tempura, worcestershire sauce, ketchup, honey, mirin, optional toppings include seaweed powder, kewpie mayonnaise, seaweed, and bonito flakes

#takoyaki my beloved #i once burnt my mouth just so so so bad on these but i hear thats normal #still one of my favorite foods

orpheusilver

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

orpheusilver

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

orpheusilver

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

mattpresents

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

ranni-thewitch

divert all power to the funk engine

toskarinfr

artsekey

I was telling my friends that for years I couldn’t take Star Wars seriously because “Darth Vader looked so stupid under the helmet”, and they were confused so they asked me what I thought he looked like. I proceeded to describe a purple, alien-skinned thing with horns all over its bald scalp. They informed me that was not, in fact, what Darth Vader looked like, and so I did a deep dive.

This lead me to realize that I conflated the face of Darth Vader with the face of a toy featured prominently in commercials around the time when I was a kid, so allow me to introduce you to what I thought Darth Vader looked like for 25+ years of my life:

Darth Boo-Bah.

artsekey

I want you all to know that I went to post this on the Star Wars Reddit and they fucking hated it. That’s why I stay here, where people know what’s absolutely fucking hilarious.

boringkate

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

paradigm-adrift

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

terramythos

holy shit this person in the notes

lancrewizzard

lovesitcomsandgaystuffs

nebulations

[ID: A Mairimashita! Iruma-kun comic made with screencaps of the cast using a Tumblr post for dialogue.

Clara: Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Azz, yelling in caps: #Where are you getting pepsi for $1.75????? #That shit's like $2.30 minimum

Clara: Hospital

Sabro: who the fuck is is paying 2.30 for a pepsi?

Clara, doing a thumbs-up: Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

Iruma, nervously: I pay like $2.50 but I'm Canadian

Clara, smiling blankly: I feel like we’re getting off topic

Allocer: #blood is free?

Jazz with his fingers under his chin: So is pepsi if you steal it?

Lied, sweating: #why.. why is op getting their pepsi from the hospital

Clara: Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

Azz: Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

Agares: Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

Kerori, disdainfully: #femboy

Agares, furious: Huh?

Purson: That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

Kalego: am I having a stroke????

Balam, to a furious Kalego: you might want to go to the hospital then

Opera, to a grimacing Kalego: I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there. End ID]

corrucyst

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx

very telling that even if you’re not allowed to view content related to self harm/suicide/eating disorders due to not giving up your ID on the uk internet you will still be shown relentless ads for weight loss drugs and fad diets showing unrealistic/AI generated bodies and unhealthy methods and time frames for weight loss that can only be achieved by starvation. oh and also so so many gambling ads. relentless ads for gacha and gambling services. almost like it’s not actually about protecting kids at all or something