[frankreynollds]

i cant believe she posed for a selfie

[queenrafferty]

[kyleblackpaw]

Visit Original Link

Well as long as we’re talking about the ancient internet, who remembers this.

[zdoodlez]

I call it a florajelli

[bluenude2-blog-blog]

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

[velichors]

emilia clarke | vogue uk, may 2015 (x)

[audidas-deactivated20140818]

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

[oate]

7 million

[biphoenix]

in the earth

[tehrisa]

free them

[bleepdybloopbop]

Bible version: a king lusts after another man's wife

Veggie Tales version: a king wants another man's rubber duck

Bible version: threat of genocide

Veggie Tales version: threat of banishment to the island of perpetual tickling

Bible version: since they won't bow down before an idol, the king has them burned alive

Veggie Tales version: since they won't bow down before a chocolate bunny, the manager has them burned alive

[sadtouch]

do you ever wish you were laying next to someone so bad but instead you fall asleep holding your phone looking at texts they sent you

[annie-from-wonderland]

[esdnz]

[malkiewicz]

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

[istudypirates]

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

[giraffepoliceforce]

[taylorzrealm]

Like honestly what do you say to this

[nevver]

Bra shark

[edgaristheoneintheair-deactivat]

a true work of art

[itsreyntimebaby]

Must be the most expensive sculpture I’ve ever seen

[taliabobalia]

who you are in high school is not who you will be in college and who you are in college is not who you will be when you are 30.

when you accept that you are malleable and ever-changing, you will be less resistant to new ways of thinking and being and you will grow into the beautiful person you are meant to become.

resist the urge to remain stagnant. there are always things to learn about the world and yourself. let yourself learn them.

[bedjacket]

[otteroftheworld]

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

[dirtyfnafconfessions]

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

[giraffepoliceforce]

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

[unadisorder]