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🐨 Bear (They/Them Lesbian) 1997 🦘 Swiftie since Fearless 💛 Gaylor since reputation 🖤

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[spade-riddles]

Now ya’ll believe the wedding is happening 😂

Not a chance.

[blenderbreakerswift]

If anything, the TMZ article has just confirmed 💯 that there won't be a wedding ... at least not the one being advertised. Taylor is setting up the perfect setting for a runaway bride...

"Baby, I didn't say my vows

So glad you were around

When they said, "Speak now""

The article was such a jump scare tho because omg when's the last time you've seen them linked together like that?? It's been years!!! 😭 🐻

[holyyground]

no fucking way

Taylor Swift’s Former Pal Karlie Kloss Scores Wedding Invite, Beef Squashed

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss have officially buried the hatchet ... because Taylor wants Karlie at her wedding.

[blenderbreakerswift]

You've got to be fucking kidding me

[blenderbreakerswift]

Hope all y'all have your eclipse glasses 🤓

So, I showed the TS5 albums to my partner and without missing a beat they pointed at this one and said, that looks like a solar eclipse:

[blenderbreakerswift]

June 5th 👀

The day Taylor's TS5 song comes out

But also.....

Are we starting over from debut TS version?? Was "I knew it, I knew you" meant to be a debut vault track and then Taylor got a peak into TS5 and was like "oh guys do I have a song for you 🤠"

[blenderbreakerswift]

Tulips & Dandelions 🌷 Do we think they'll be in the lyrics or naur?

If there's one genre of Taylor I absolutely adore, it's when she goes all flower power whimsical 🌻🪻🌹🌷 And I don't know about y'all, but so far these photos are giving the folklore photos in SCREAMING COLOUR 🌈✨ And her hair is down and free~~

[spade-riddles]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[ruinedchildhood]

[spade-riddles]

Anonymous asked:

My Boy is the only kid I know who can turn a Sand pit, a snow day, or a beach trip into a masterpiece. consistency is a talent, but don’t forget when 5 and 1 become a domestic dAy of rights, spoken like a prophEcy. REmember Kids spelling is fun

🪐

[missy832001]

"5 and 1" all I can think of is this

but no idea what it means

[spade-riddles]

Anonymous asked:

The 🪐 message letters spell out “Breaks Me!”

[blenderbreakerswift]

out of the woods release date numerology:

👆There's a one and a five but I'm out of ideas with the date -- if it's not May Day or Doomsday (Hamlet Act 5 Scene 1) what is it ??? 🫠🐻 I mean it could be domestic as in household because father's day is in June in the US -- but that's not a 5 and a 1...

Spoken like a prophecy...

Tempest -- Act 5 Scene 1

"My charms I'll break" = Breaks Me ?

Is it a tangible calendar date or a metaphorical one 🪐 ??

"This is just a storm inside a teacup? But shelter here with me my love" 🌩️ is the storm (tempest) about to be over? Are we coming out of the woods? Is it as simple as 5+1=6 (June) 🌈✨

[blenderbreakerswift]

Okay, fine -- let's say for arguments sake that it is Toy Story 5... I've had a thought 🐻 💭

We all agree it makes the most sense for Taylor to play a doll BUT...

perhaps it's a rare Taylor Swift doll that's already been released....that Taylor probably owns now because she owns everything that is hers.....

AND MAYBE ... It's not the you belong with me doll but one of the other performance Taylor Swift dolls??

Tear drops on my guitar doll and our song doll are both from the debut era.... Maybe one of them will show up and sing a Debut Taylor's Version track -- probably Tim McGraw because the release date of the film is the 19th of June and so is the 20th anniversary of that song -- but I'm not putting all my eggs in that basket 🥚

Guess what company made these Taylor dolls -- JAKKS Pacific NOT Mattel (so no Taylor Barbie). Here's another question.....guess who makes the Disney dolls??? Yep, it's JAKKS Pacific.

My guess is the JAKKS Pacific Taylor doll will appear in TS5 and upon the movie's inevitable success, Disney will re-release the Taylor Performance dolls.

Did I get it right, Taylor?

[cilantrhoes]

[spade-riddles]

https://x.com/tsupdating/status/2060387131193782480?s=46&t=0vpWxS7XBG7HwkQDrX7l5A

There is 13 clouds

[blenderbreakerswift]

egg 🥚 meet face 😶

Guess I was wrong 🐻

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[starwarslovinglilguy]

I think we all know who said this

[ethanmaldridge]

A limerick. Based on a true story.

[jesterlesbian]

lesbianism we didn't start the fire

[folklesbianpoet]

just listened to ariana’s new single and it’s very nr-coded:

“i can’t tell you why but something inside is dancing with fire” “eyes lit like the sky turned tears into diamonds” “just know i will find my way from you like flowers in a tomb”“you studied my crown and borrowed my body”

also “a bee stuck in honey” reminds me of honey by taylor swift but also one of the titles of olivia’s new tracks, honey bee.

“i’ve held your projections when you’ve felt so insecure” “is it really my fault you all gave me your hearts of your own accord?”

i feel like this song is her talking to her fans/the media.

[blenderbreakerswift]

Ariana has so many Queer-coded songs!! And she's actually come out several times as not straight -- referring to herself as an "unlabelled queen" which I respect and appreciate 👑 She tweeted this after getting backlash for "queerbaiting" in the break up with your boyfriend MV...

And she played Glinda in Wicked the way she was supposed to be played (as a lesbian) 🩷 ✨

I haven't listened to the new single yet but I'm excited now ~ 🐻