And All In It

I would like to thank not only god but also Jesus for this webcomic. Sideblog of malogranatum.

[ittybittybakes]

JFC i am dead af look how fucking far they’ve come

[itsacpsideblog]

Ok, so, we all know that Jack absolutely lives for making Bitty proud of him. He keeps his encouraging notes, screenshots his congratulatory texts, and absolutely melts when he cuddles up with Bitty in bed late at night after a game and Bitty mummers “you played so hard out there, sweetheart.”

But like, just imagine poor jacques​ when he hears Bitty telling other people how proud he is of him. Bitty at dinner with Marty barely gets out “Jack was a wonderful captain,” and Jack experiences a critical blush event and can’t follow the conversation for a full minute and a half.

[itsacpsideblog]

half of the reblogs on this post have been like

and the other half?

[mattcullen]

check please & onion headlines

[blessthishaus]

Jack: My life...just doesn't feel quite complete yet...

Bitty: Hey, sweetpea?

Jack: Ah, there it is. Sweet completion, everything is fine and wonderful.

[blessthishaus]

check please characters as john mulaney quotes

bitty: it’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them

jack: in terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin

shitty: eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

lardo: i have had a very long day. i am very small and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under

ransom: holster and i have a new house. it was built in the '20s, but it was flipped in 2014. which means it's haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash

holster: nothing that i know can help you with your car ever. unless you’re like, “hey, i’ve got a flat tire, does anyone here know a lot about 30 rock”?

chowder: it's fun to be married. i’ve never been supervised before. i’m supervised. farmer studies what i do, like an anthropologist. she'll be like, “sometimes, he will watch a movie on tv even though he already owns that movie on dvd. pointing this out confuses and upsets him"

nursey: the bad guy would hold the joint in a villainous way. they'd always offer the joint in a way that no one ever holds a joint. like it's a skull in a shakespeare play

dex: i’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, i’ll die

tango: ah... numbers, the letters of math

whiskey: sometimes babies will point at me, and i don’t care for that shit at all

[stufftippywrote]

Jack: so. Lardo: yeah. cool. Jack: it was at graduation. Lardo: yeah? Jack: yeah. ran back to the haus. Lardo: course you did. Jack: Bittle was there. Jack: I kissed him. Lardo: nice. Jack: you and Shits? Lardo: first weekend i went up to Harvard. Lardo: staying in Shitty’s room. Not a lot of room. Lardo: Cuddling happened. Jack: haha Jack: but that’s normal eh? cuddling. Lardo: This wasn’t normal. Lardo: We were. Um. Lardo: It was active cuddling.

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[blessthishaus]

Bitty: Jack Zimmermann! You *inserts half a dozen cutesy names* boy! Chirping me, Eric Bittle, your boyfriend. You're so *inserts another half dozen cutesy words*

Bitty 4 days later: How did anyone figure out we were an item???

[lardoes]

shitty, to tater at some point: back off BITCH the role of loud affectionate best friend is TAKEN in jack’s life and you’ll have to FIGHT me for it 

[ploridafanthers]

tater: haha! i like mustache man! is funny! *subdues shitty in enormous hug*

[zimmbonibits]

This panel is gold, I love their friendship

[lil-bittle]

i’m sorry but is this implying that Jack bought out the restaurant for like an hour or two so that they could all have brunch together in peace ?????

[snowystater-blog]

i really relate to holster because i, too, am extremely petty and bi

[midoriiya]

Beep Boop.

[checkbittles]

all of the bullshit we had to put up with in 2016 was all erased by this single panel

[rythyme]

reblog if u agree

[bshittyknights]

jack, looking at a person he loves: i love them so much i need to let them know what do i do

jack @ jack: lift them

[kantperson-deactivated20170814]

[Sports Illustrated Feb 2017] “Recreating some of Alicia Zimmermann’s most iconic and well known photoshoots thirty years later, Jack Zimmermann proves that he really is his father and his mother’s son. Zimmermann talks fighting, flirting, and photography on page 15.”

[smallsouthernson]

hello friends please if you can, I’d like you to imagine Jack Zimmermann, ding dong of my heart, being really bad at interacting with cashiers, waiters, etc. (like I am), and that is why Bitty comes home one day to find Jack with his head in his hands over a stack of save-the-dates for their wedding that read “Jack and Bitty” in a gorgeous font. And Bitty is trying to be supportive, but when Jack looks at him morosely and says, “When they asked for our names, I forgot your name is Eric,” Bitty can’t hold back his giggles. So he kisses his sweet fiance’s face and assures him the save the dates are actually much cuter this way and they are keeping them.