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[lemonsharkknight-deactivated202]

this is the best harlivy scene ever in the entire history of the world i’m sorry it’s just true

[hitmewithcute]

The boulder feels conflicted about fighting a blind, young girl

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak 

Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength 

[maneuverability]

THE GUY AT THE END

[kittydesade]

Ahahah it’s not just knee strength you need, friend. It’s thighs, ass, ankles, calves, you need everything from your waist down to be horrifyingly fit and toned for this.

Also core strength. So include the waist. Everything from the nipples down. 

[kindnessinsilver]

Don’t forget absurd back flexibility

[lazy-cat-corner]

 “Ballet is a really hard dance to master.”

Slavic dancing: “Hold my beer.”

My thighs are burning just watching.

[spoonmeb]

this video just laughed at me for being out of shape.

[buh-no]

I had a friend growing up that was from Slovakia or Ukraine, I don’t remember which. I knew him from kindergarten to 2nd grade. And since there wasn’t a large enough slavic community for this kind of dancing, he did competitive ballet. He would constantly complain that it wasn’t hard enough. Guys, its competitive ballet, one of the hardest sports you can be in as a young person. Those C-jumps the guys were doing? In american ballet or dance you usually only get your chest to where you head was. They have their bellybutton or hips where their head was. That’s fucking nuts with out running or a pre jump. This kind of dancing was constantly going on at their house. I would like to point out that’s insane. His mom and dad dance almost every day. Not as high since age. But still.

[everythingfox]

pl0p

(via)

[moringmark]

[thechanelmuse]

Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease

[erinbowbooks]

Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero.   She:

 was admitted to Julliard at 8.  

was performing in top venues by 16.  

pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.  

was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.  

went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.”  Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.  

refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.  

She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten.  But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.  

[domduongart]

@theladyragnell

[violent-darts]

Let’s un-forget her.

[dinuguan]

[techyvegan]

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

everyone forgot about this wholesome video so i dug through the deep files of the internet cause it needs to be seen again

[bugsongs]

bacon pancakes state of mind saturday

[cheese24k]

Call me Maybe preformed with bottles

> This is actually not terrible and fairly enjoyable.

[traveling-magpie-deactivated202]

This is actually really cool and fun and as a flute player I’m vastly impressed.

[depsidase]

[flatwood-mac]

[bromgah]

[corvidsnatcher]

[unholy-hands-and-hymns]

[leatherleaves]

Good work everyone.

[speyerboot]

[crylbun]

Chaotic Disney Princess

[parker-likes-tea-deactivated202]

I have known this person for 41 seconds. but if anythign were to happen to them, I would kill everyone on tik tok and then myself

[dontfearthereefer]

TO PUNKS/PPL WHO WEAR DOC MARTENS, SPECIFICALLY BLACK ONES: please follow lace code. i don’t care if it’s dead. if you wear red or white laces and you KNOW lace code, it’s your fault if you get punched. we do not tolerate nazis or white supremacists in the punk community. shut up and follow lace code.

[callmebliss]

Just got Daughterchild her first pair of stompies. She's got yellow laces.

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

The first time I’d ever heard of anything like the Lace Code was after I added colorful laces to these plain black boots I got (not Docs; I can’t afford those) to give me better ankle support. I felt the black laces on black boots looked too militaristic, so I get green and red laces for starboard (right) and port (left). A friend later warned me to get rid of the red laces before an anti fascist got the wrong idea and attacked me. I thought that it would be pretty messed up to get attacked for wanting a little more color but whatever. 

I was trying NOT to look like a jack-booted thug, and apparently I was doing the opposite. But, how was I supposed to know that bootlaces could be used to make political statements?

I now have glittery gold laces on them, and I’m relieved to learn that gold it probably close enough to yellow to mean anti racist.

For anybody else who doesn’t know the code and doesn’t want to get beaten up for simply wanting a little color in their wardrobe, here’s a link to an article about The Lace Code.

[kingjinxii]

just wanted to note that from what i’ve heard and researched, lace code varies from region to region, HOWEVER 5 colors stay the same

White - White Pride aka n@zi sh*t Red - Straight up n@zi Blue - Killed a cop/ACAB Yellow - Anti-Racist Black - No Affiliation

[thatautisticadhdfeel]

Concept: an apocalyptic or post apocalyptic tv show centred on a group of disabled protagonists

Must include:

-enough details about how they survive that no one can call it “unrealistic”

-mental and physical disabilities 

-a character who isn’t necessarily contributing to the survival of the group, but is not abandoned or looked down upon

-at least one character whose disability is actually less of a problem for them now that the world is ending/ended (example: autistic character who used to be constantly overstimulated but no longer is)

Optional features:

-abled person says “the only disability in life is a bad attitude” and gets told where to stuff it

-creatively weaponized mobility aids/assistive devices

-character who abled people think isn’t worth helping because of their disability, but actually has at least one skill essential to the survival of the group

-every time an abled person says something ignorant, all present disabled people look into the camera like they’re on the office 

[trash-slvt]

- character who only survived the initial apocalyptic event because they had an assistive device  which just so happened in that one circumstance to give them an advantage over everyone else

-the abled camp wearing rags and eating meat on sticks cooked over a crude fire. pans over to our heroes and they have perfect clothes, a variety of food and also music.

“what? how did you do that?” “well, jane’s special interest is the medieval production of cloth and, like 8 of us can sew. Turns out those of us who can’t go out much develop a LOT of hobbies.”

[luidilovins]

A character who scares everyone when a zombie bites them but literally every one of their limbs are amputated.

[shiisiln]

“They…. they bit Gina.”

*Gina pulls of prosthetic arm* “It’s ok guys! They just got my decoy.”

[soul-kissed-by-sunlight]

(vibrates at the speed of sound) 

I love this a normal amount

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

Defying Doomsday is an anthology of apocalypse fiction featuring disabled and chronically ill protagonists, proving it’s not always the “fittest” who survive – it’s the most tenacious, stubborn, enduring and innovative characters who have the best chance of adapting when everything is lost. In stories of fear, hope and survival, this anthology gives new perspectives on the end of the world, from authors Corinne Duyvis, Janet Edwards, Seanan McGuire, Tansy Rayner Roberts, Stephanie Gunn, Elinor Caiman Sands, Rivqa Rafael, Bogi Takács, John Chu, Maree Kimberley, Octavia Cade, Lauren E Mitchell, Thoraiya Dyer, Samantha Rich, and K L Evangelista.

[thatautisticadhdfeel]

*reblogs this version again in case you haven’t seen it*

[icantwritegood]

the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

[icantwritegood]

like this is it . this is what it’s all about

[dogsuffrage]

this is our purpose

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Japanese Sumo robots

[setheverman]

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

[bunjywunjy]

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. 

(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

[s-p-giffy]

IT GOT BETTER!!!

[transmortifried]

Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.

Here enjoy.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my god please watch this video

“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”

one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now

[vastderp]

!!!

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

lads im goin into cardiac arrest

[der-hornmeister]

shoutout to the robot reacting to sound, transfixed at the cheering audience instead of its opponent

[wackmacaroni]

I laughed way harder then I should have