Blightmare

I'm just here for the humor really... She/Her Asexual

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[little-bullheaded-shit]

[iggykoopa666]

[whycantiuseunderscore]

[volach-deactivated20230326]

“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

wow she read them down

[blightmare]

Got damn

[b3opal]

[ryebreadgf]

[wizardmotel]

[wizardmotel]

[wizardmotel]

[wizardmotel]

[justalittlebluetiefling]

The answer to your question: almonds.

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

Let me be clear this was put- this was put into this fuckin questionnaire. To come for me. And I’m gonna explain something:

If you’re at home, and you’re Afraid to tell your gaming group, that you’re a snacker-

I’ve got your back. Okay? -Because its OKAYtofuckinsnack. Alright?

When you’re out there-liSOME OF US

SWEAT

From The

Moment we w-wake up

To The

Moment we go to sleep.

Some of Our

BoOodieeeS

are betraying us Constantly. …i-

wOULD I HAVE CHOSEN?

this

Paper White.

Fur Covered.

Constantly Sweating body?

(cackling)

NO. iwouldn’thave. Does it require

Constant (??)

Almonds?yes.

(guffawing & wheezing)

Almonds All the time. okay?

And I’m not gonna APOLOGIZE becausethesetwofucking

Elevated Beings.

These two. Hovering-uhuh-w-wwhats the wwhatawhatathe Preeeee the:

pre-skeksis

pre-mystic

Light Beings from The Dark Crystal. YOU TWO.

SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE. OKAY?

I’m a little

PODLING.

and i NEED to Snack. If I could have

another Mouth. in my back.

(more confused wheezing)

So that I could- the Biggest du-bObsticle in my GMing. Alright? uh huh Is that the same place I

talk from

is where the

food needs to go.

we knowwhattogethim for christmas

a mouth in my back!

a mouth back!

So that I can have a Friend

Shoveling Salami into an open furnace in my torso

while i

Narrate.

…

AND I’M NOT SORRY

I LIKE TO SNACKto answer your question

almonds.

[kaijuno]

Its never too early for a Glizzard

[normal-horoscopes]

Wizard Council 2022 Updated Banned Spell List:

Glizzard

[kaijuno]

Hey

[sidhewrites]

Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.

[penis-enlargement-pills03]

Do you mean sleeping?

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

no like laying down but. more. more laying. laying beyond the physical bounds of objects and surfaces

[honor-among-thieves]

clipping through the floor like Bethesda published me

[blightmare]

I’ve been obsessed with this SS of my FF bun ever since I took it. Someone wanted a pic of my Machinist glamour and I was like “damn that came out way better than I planned.”

[blightmare]

Been doing a lot of FFXIV pvp while sick. Finally crawled my way out of silver and this shortly after.

[iamoutofideas]

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

[iamoutofideas]

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

[abysswarlock]

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ah i suppose that’s my cue then

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

What happened to my activity feed?!?

@theshitpostcalligrapher​

YOU

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

me ¯\_㋡_/¯

[edalynn]

This is literally the funniest photo I’ve ever taken of gunne in my life

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Baby want SHRAMP

[blightmare]

Me with my parents at my brother's wedding

[blightmare]

Out of town for my brother's wedding, which is today. This is all so surreal. @_@