Blimey, blimey, blimey...

I’m Wellsy. I’m probably older than you. Expect dogs, funnies, more dogs, possibly cats, dogs, random selfies... look, I’m just gonna throw it here if I like it. That’s kinda my shtick. Also dogs.

[blimeyboyo]

Instagram saw them first.

80kg to 60kg

August 24 to May 26

[were--ralph]

Oops! 22 for me tee hee

[blimeyboyo]

So… apparently… I am fast.

I am being coerced into joining a running club because I need to do something with this information.

[blimeyboyo]

Instagram saw it first

(Also taken moments before horrendous calf cramp)

[blimeyboyo]

Instagram saw it first.

[blimeyboyo]

Currently have more rage than I know what to do with.

[blimeyboyo]

Instagram saw it first

[blimeyboyo]

Instagram saw it first

[blimeyboyo]

August 2024 - 27:53 5K time June 2025 - 19:27 5K time

I don't know who this person is. I do know he learned to use the indoor run workout option...

[blimeyboyo]

I would like to add:

December 2025: 13:49

Turns out I’m quite fast.

[blimeyboyo]

Instagram saw it first.

[armengoldira]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[happytripawd]

maybe it’s time

[happytripawd]

Welcome to our home, Atlas!

[happytripawd]

I will be posting him on instagram @happytripawd if you wanna follow him!

[happytripawd]

A little about our new boy Atlas, formerly Happy!

From the rescue:

“Happy was rescued from MCACC where he had been E-Listed for a chronic limb injury. He had an old break that healed in a poor position causing chronic inflammation, pain and a joint out of socket. At his young age and high energy, Happy was likely running on adrenaline in the shelter as his x-rays indicated pretty clearly that he could feel way more than he was letting on. Because there may be risk for future injury, Happy’s front leg was amputated and he is a new ’Tri-Pawd’—Don’t worry, he is still the sweetest, happiest boy living up to his name!”

Atlas is literally like a mix between River and Loki, it’s so weird and wonderful at the same time! He was listed as an Akita/Husky mix at county, but they never get things right. I have ordered a DNA+Health and Age test for him and will update when I know more! The shelter estimates he’s around 3.

[happytripawd]

Omg @werevampiwolf

😂😂💀

[blimeyboyo]

Here’s our excellent rendition of Don’t Stop by Fleetwood Mac that I clearly knew the words to.

[blimeyboyo]

Oops, I did it again.

School band smashed it this week. Here’s me holding onto the microphone for dear life like the absolute fucking legend I am.

Oh wait, is this some grainy footage of the chorus?

Well, better throw that in as well then!!

[blimeyboyo]

August 2024 - 27:53 5K time June 2025 - 19:27 5K time

I don't know who this person is. I do know he learned to use the indoor run workout option...

[blimeyboyo]

So, I'm in the middle of writing a sequel to a story that I'm dead proud of and now that I've started this one, I've gone full lore and have decided I need to write everything that leads up to this beforehand.

I will never be done.

What am I doing with my life?

[irate-pokemon]

[the-togepi-man]

This gunna be me on this fucking site in a decade

[blimeyboyo]

This is me now and I sorta hate it.