Hanson I R L

You've seen them play music...now watch them play the fool. Don't take it too seriously. Basically, we love Hanson and we love to make jokes about Hanson.

[confessinbouthanson]

“To those who keep complaining about Hanson’s behavior and begging for apologies: you’re a broken record in a deaf man’s charade. To those who keep blindly following Hanson and offering praise for everything they do: you’re a broken record in a deaf man’s charade. There actually IS a middle ground here.“

[confessinbouthanson]

“I think Zac looks like a soap opera doctor”

[hansonirl]

[msmazki]

Credits to owner.

[hansonirl]

we love this

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

I know what a trumpet is I play one

[lemon-catto-deactivated20200427]

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

[funkiidoinkz-deactivated2020072]

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

[mystic-quartelz-deactivated2019]

I tap keys

[zzoupz]

But hey what about

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

[faustandfurious]

What about this six-string viola I found?

[verycorrectlotr]

acoustic trumpet

[faustandfurious]

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

[sea-anon]

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

[miserysblessing-deactivated2021]

my favorite cello <3

[fluff-e-boyyy]

>:|

[rome-and-other-history-deactiva]

Ah yes tall string pianos I love them

[nonbinaryvulcan]

Guys I found a pocket trumpet

[confessinbouthanson]

**Double Post

“Natalie pregnancy!  Well all know why she got pregnant again.. TO KEEP HIM AROUND!! He wants to leave but she’s a egotistic self-centered wife. Hes a fake BTW DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING you see online. the truth will come out SOON. “ “ Someone please buy Taylor a  fucking Vasectomy. Your wife is   not a breeding sow. “

[hansonirl]

little known fact, Taylor Hanson is actually a robot

[notasugarbaby]

If he was actually a robot then why is he ageing? But it’s like he’s possessed or has been taken over by like a bionic robot interface. (Lol). He either doesn’t know when or where to stop or he can’t stop. And for a famous person he seems lower maintenance than any of my exes and never afraid and not a complainer

[hansonirl]

have you seen the terminator? they can age. we know these things. 👀

[notasugarbaby]

What was the theory or premise behind him being a robot? He does behave like one as I may have said

[hansonirl]

the theory/premise is as our headline implies — we like to make jokes.

[notasugarbaby]

It’s like his mind has been hacked or he’s been influenced or brainwashed

[hansonirl]

by skynet of course!

[confessinbouthanson]

**Double Post

“Natalie pregnancy!  Well all know why she got pregnant again.. TO KEEP HIM AROUND!! He wants to leave but she’s a egotistic self-centered wife. Hes a fake BTW DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING you see online. the truth will come out SOON. “ “ Someone please buy Taylor a  fucking Vasectomy. Your wife is   not a breeding sow. “

[hansonirl]

little known fact, Taylor Hanson is actually a robot

[notasugarbaby]

If he was actually a robot then why is he ageing? But it’s like he’s possessed or has been taken over by like a bionic robot interface. (Lol). He either doesn’t know when or where to stop or he can’t stop. And for a famous person he seems lower maintenance than any of my exes and never afraid and not a complainer

[hansonirl]

have you seen the terminator? they can age. we know these things. 👀

[notasugarbaby]

What was the theory or premise behind him being a robot? He does behave like one as I may have said

[hansonirl]

the theory/premise is as our headline implies — we like to make jokes.

[confessinbouthanson]

“I saw people writing something in comments here and on facebook so let me be clear: Hanson are not doing the streaming concert series for #saveourstages. They may have donate something to that cause, but this is for them, their team and Cain’s. However, they’re not donating money to Cain’s, they’re just paying the space and the people that work there. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still a good thing, but they are not being the greatest benefactors.“

[hansonirl]

[confessinbouthanson]

**Double Post

“Natalie pregnancy!  Well all know why she got pregnant again.. TO KEEP HIM AROUND!! He wants to leave but she’s a egotistic self-centered wife. Hes a fake BTW DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING you see online. the truth will come out SOON. “ “ Someone please buy Taylor a  fucking Vasectomy. Your wife is   not a breeding sow. “

[hansonirl]

little known fact, Taylor Hanson is actually a robot

[notasugarbaby]

If he was actually a robot then why is he ageing? But it’s like he’s possessed or has been taken over by like a bionic robot interface. (Lol). He either doesn’t know when or where to stop or he can’t stop. And for a famous person he seems lower maintenance than any of my exes and never afraid and not a complainer

[hansonirl]

have you seen the terminator? they can age. we know these things. 👀

[superunknwn]

i can’t believe ppl expect me to do anything in my life except listen to music

[bebeld]

and travel. so basically life was meant to be spent traveling to listen to music live. 

[imagineyouricon]

imagine your icon showing up at your house at 3 am and crawling into your bed with no context or explanation

[peppermintquartz]

I hope he has no clothes on either when he does that

[fuckyeahhansonfamily]

[hansonirl]

“I have a food answer and a non-food answer.”

- Taylor Hanson

[hansonirl]

nobody:

taylor at 12:30 AM: bison

[eternally-obsessed]

[hansonirl]

Man someone around here did a really good post, assigning them characters. if anyone has it please post it lol.

[hansonirl]

isaac: what are you doing?

taylor, following him around: following YOUR heart

isaac: ????

[confessinbouthanson]

“ If my ‘source’ is right (which I 95% trust that he is, because he was right before about this stuff and I totally trust him), Natalie is far from the only pregnant Hanson right now. He says that Natalie, Kate, Avery, Mackenzie’s new wife and Zoe are all pregnant. That’s a LOT of babies. Hanson are taking over the world. 😳 “

[eternally-obsessed]

[hansonirl]

mood

[confessinbouthanson]

“Ok lady, we get it. You’re married to Taylor. He’s yours. Not everyone is out here tryna steal him from you, hun!“

[hansonirl]

Not one part of that post implied anyone was trying to steal him, but this is funny.