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[sforzesco]

many things are a flat circle

[e-resources]

cryptidcore or coyote ones?

CRYPT1DC0RE 📼 GR4PH1CS ━╋

[opsena]

[prettyuglybfore]

btw in my mind scully and albert would be best friends forever in a hypothetical twin peaks x files crossover

[the-watcher-in-the-sky]

The Hat Man

Nocturne shadows

[horror-aesthete]

Twin Peaks, 1990, dir. David Lynch

SE01E01 Northwest Passage

[apocalypse-polakiewicz]

Readful Things

[blinded-with-evidence]

[forkswashington]

© nicolaslenatti

[phlegmaphoto]

[lambnotincluded]

[annavladimirova]

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Detective

Detective

"Seems like we only meet when someone dies." "Well, I'm a homicide detective and you're the coroner."

"I could arrest you for this." "Aww, but you wouldn't do that to me, detective."

"You actually suspect me? Detective, I'm hurt."

The detectives showed up the next day to question them, but they were ready with their answers.

"You think you're a great detective, but all you do is follow people around and annoy them."

"I hope you didn't bring those handcuffs to arrest me, detective."

"There was a detective asking for you." "And what did you tell them?" "That I've never heard your name before of course."

One Word Prompt Lists

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[thatsbelievable]

[erosia-rhodes]

Actual Google results for “World’s Greatest Detective”: