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Their reaction when you tell them they shouldn’t drink so much beer
2026 inspo pics for me. Bigger guns, bigger gut
wish i was pushing a baby's head out into someone's palm.
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WOOF! Damn thats sexy
Sexy and handsome fat smoker!
https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/0B-CNgx8Envv4NWczTmFLNkhSTEU/1HDrj1YjiWsy-XP-HqrycC0o_JPO_ru9G?sort=13&direction=a
She struggles so much; she ends up needing two people to help stretch her during crowning. Big belly and good view of the birth. Wow
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Baby gets super stuck for about a minute while the midwife is shoving her hand inside her already crowning pussy to basically play tug of war with the mom over the baby. Wow
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But In THIS video: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EZrDzuSDwf1YOvkhHwHbkY4lnj1cJZR4/view the midwife practically fists the mother during crowning because the baby gets really stuck
Schouderdystocie opgelost met aanhaken achterste schouder.mp4
🥵🥵🥵🥵 all of these
Awww my original birth blog! It got nuked:( if you’re a fan of any of these vids and/or want to follow the person who made this thread, it’s meeeee 🤤😘😘😘 (I’m being serious too btw)
Let me continue the thread! Love how he shoves both hands in her to pull the second baby out 😩🥺 ! https://www.tumblr.com/pushing4ubaby/749322137016352768/love-how-they-just-shove-their-entire-hand-in
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The Ultimate Wish
Man makes a wish to a genie to have a beautiful wife and a big family. The genie grants the wish—man’s beautiful wife is constantly impregnating her husband.
Response to request #414.13.
Author: Expandolicious
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Once upon a time, there was a man who wished for a pretty wife with whom he could raise children.
The man longed to be a father and a husband, but he had no money or resources to make this happen. He prayed that one day his wishes would come true. One night as he slept, a genie appeared before him and granted his wish.
“I will give you everything your heart desires,” said the genie.
“My greatest desire is for a beautiful wife who loves me deeply and wants only to be my companion forever. We must also have many children so that I may fill my home with joy.”
“You shall have all of these things,” the genie responded.
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Birth Quickie 4:
Boy
My best friend was having a hard time focusing on the movie we both were watching.
I couldn't really take your eyes off him. He was still just Brandon. I met the guy at work a couple years ago, started hanging out with after he moved into town. We’d both just clicked, and it was great.
Then he started getting real snappy with me out of nowhere a few months ago. I asked him what his deal was, and he told me to fuck off. I basically hadn’t talked to him or seen him since.
Until today. I got a call, he asked if I could come over, hang out. He said he really needed a friend today, someone he could trust. Before I hung up to head over, he made me promise not to freak out. Most important, I couldn't tell anybody what I saw.
He had poked his head around the door when he opened it. Motioned me in. “Ok man, what the hell is this-” I began, but stopped as I turned around to see him.
God. He was… it was… His favorite, biggest shirt didn’t even come close to covering the huge, hairy mound that was hanging off him. He still had his beard and mustache, arms still hairy and muscular. He was still in jeans.
“I think I’m having it today.” He said, unable to meet your eyes, one hand on his belly. “Uh… c-congrats?” I stammered out, just taking in the sight of him. I could see he clearly was exhausted already, he waddled gingerly away from the door, sat heavily onto the couch, motioned for me to come over.
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Omg I just want to be heavily pregnant going into labor resisting the urge to push and then finally giving in and PUSHING my baby out of my birth canal. Yelling with each push. Sweat dripping down my body. My belly shining with sweat in the light. Feeling my baby stretch me wider and wider. Pushing against that pressure. HNNNGGG
Bonus: have a birth partner encourage me to breathe and push. Commanding me to push harder as the baby crowns. Praising me as the baby emerges more and more.
Uggghh give it to me
Money Shot
18+ fiction, no minors.
Contains: Childbirth, tmpreg, vaginal birth, birth denial, filming, pushingthebabybackin, watersports. About 1.8k words.
{FWBs try to get the perfect recording of the birth of their son}
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I would love to plug her up, making it impossible to push the baby(or babies) out just to keep hearing her groan
I need a man to do this with 😭
Just a simple appreciation post for the short film that got me into mpreg in the first place, Daddy.
I don't know how many times I've watched this short film, but it's probably in the hundreds or thousands at this point. The plot is simple (one night stand, gets pregnant), but of course with the twist that it's a guy who's gotten pregnant. The acting is great, and the pregnancy progression is wonderful.
I just can't get over how this manages to be a film I keep coming back to, but it probably best encapsulates my main style of mpreg - probably plays a lot into the captions I do on this page as well...
Would love to know what your go-to mpreg media content is? Is it this short film, or another film? Comment/reblog and let's chat!
(watch the film here)
Nearly 500 years later, and the men in the Yucatán have mastered the art of bearing children. Miguel, originally from Spain, had inherited the gene that allowed him to bear children. I had the singular honor of witnessing Miguel's delivery. This was his fourth birth, and it was an entirely unassuming affair.
He led me to a small building and invited me to sit down. I watched for the next several hours as he and his family worked tirelessly to bring the baby into the world. He paced the room, breathing deeply and only occasionally letting out a noise.
Miguel quietly took off his pants and knelt down, letting out a few quick huffs as his perineum bulged. A couple drips of fluid hit the ground and he let out a long sound as his perineum yawned open to reveal the dark hair inside. The hair would disappear and he would hunch over for a breath, absorbing the quite encouragement from his family.
This process repeated a few times, until the head stopped disappearing. Miguel became more serious. He got a little louder. He even started to shake a bit as he dealt with the burning pain. Eventually, his perineum opened enough to let the baby girl's head through without even a single tear. The power and control he displayed was amazing, allowing his body to take its time and do what it needed.
I hope I get the opportunity to return one day!
(Photo used with permission)