βWhat the hell time is it? Half-past four?! ____, go back to sleep!βΒ
βHoneybunch, if you steal all of the covers one more time, youβll get my ice-cold feet in your face.β
βGood morning, ___. Iβm so happy that you slept so well, considering how your snoring kept me awake all night.βΒ
ββ You climbed into my bed, hugged me around the middle, and pleaded with me to save you from the Boogeyman. Yes, you were that drunk.β
βWhy are you still awake? Do you want to get some warm milk together?βΒ
βHow is it that you go to sleep curled up like a kitten, and yet somehow always manage to wake up star-fished across the majority of the bed?βΒ
βBudge up, will you? The whole idea of a king-sized bed is that weβre both supposed to fit in it.β
βI love you so much, my darling, but I love your habit of staring, wide-eyed, at me in your sleep decidedly less.βΒ
βWill you please turn off your phone, love? Or at least set it to silent? Iβm trying to sleep here.βΒ
βI justβ I just felt like something was pushing me down, and I couldnβt move at all! Nightmares are really horrible.βΒ
βLove? Love, wake up. I think I just heard a noise downstairs.βΒ
βHoney, did you turn the light off in the living-room before you crashed out here? Iβm trying to save electricity, you know.βΒ
βBaby, itβs okay. I wonβt let the nasty butterflies hurt you, I promise.βΒ
βThis bed is far too narrow for the both of us. Iβll practically have to sleep on you.βΒ
βOh my gosh, your feet are cold, sweetie! Do you need another blanket?βΒ
βYou canβt be serious about wearing that to bed.βΒ
βWork can wait until the morning, pumpkin. Youβre exhausted. Come on, up to bed.βΒ
βI just really love you and had to wake you up to tell you.βΒ
βGet off of me, Iβm trying to have a lie-in. Honestly.β
βAnd where do you think youβre going, hmm? Come back here. Iβm not done with cuddling you, Iβm afraid.βΒ
βQuit bouncing on our bed, youβll break the springs!βΒ
βDid you just β fall out of bed, love? You alright?βΒ
βYes, you make a very scary ghost, darling. Now, how about you stop walking around dressed in our sheet and actually help me make the damn bed?βΒ
βYou know, this bed is most definitely perfect for more than just sleeping.β
βOh, this means war! Pillow incoming, jackass!βΒ
βYou know, I could spend forever like this. Snuggling you under all of these covers.βΒ
βCome to bed with me, ____. Letβs just be together, tonight.βΒ
βI love you, ____. I know youβre already asleep & canβt hear me anymore, but I mean it anyway.βΒ
βGoodnight, darling. Sleep tight.β